42 definitions by Mike the Ekim

gay marriage

A right that should be given to gay couples.

Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.

by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 05, 2005

freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by Mike the Ekim April 18, 2005

key

something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician knows the chords to the song he should be able to figure it out.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams is in the key of F minor.

by Mike the Ekim April 17, 2006

know

to fuck another person

I know your girlfriend.

by Mike the Ekim February 01, 2006

perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005

Person

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

by Mike the Ekim October 06, 2008