42 definitions by Mike the Ekim

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.
Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.
by Mike the Ekim March 28, 2005
One who does not have imaginary friends.
My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.
by Mike the Ekim October 9, 2008
When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park
In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.
by Mike the Ekim August 29, 2005
A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.
The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.
by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005
a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.
For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 24, 2005
An "activity" used by gym teachers to make the phyiscally weak suffer from severe shortage of breath and often collapse.
Last time we did the mile in gym I almost died because I was so short of breath and they kept forcing me to run.
by Mike the Ekim September 14, 2005