MichaelToTheJ's definitions
by MichaelToTheJ June 27, 2007
Get the giggerymug. To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007
Get the mortalmug. When you're drinking alcohol, hear a tune with a great beat and get that really excited feeling in your stomach along with a massive urge to dance all night. When you get the buzz, you HAVE to go out and go to clubs so you can rave away for several hours.
by MichaelToTheJ September 20, 2011
Get the the buzzmug. A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
Get the Fake MILFmug. Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007
Get the Ronnie Barkermug. Short for 'suspect', and usually used when doing something against the rules or illegal. If you get sussed, you are suspected and subsequently caught/arrested.
1. I can't go home drunk, my mam will suss.
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2007
Get the sussmug. When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012
Get the half moon kissmug.