Michael's definitions

all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 5, 2003

skinjin

A person of Native american decendency who renounces all negative connotations attached to the the misnomer American "Indian".

The skinjinz are now reassessing their current circumstance.

by Michael March 13, 2003

dime

spanish for "tell me". as in "dime tu nombre". some non english speakers are often confused when they are new to this country and go to use a vending machine and are 10 cents short by mistake, the machine displays "dime" to tell them of the 10 cents shortage and they start talking out the selection they wish to make to the vending machine instead of pushing buttons, thinking that the machine is asking them "dime( tell me )" your selection.

A pack of cig's are $3.25 from a vending machine
Old cuban guy puts in $3.15 into the cigarrette vending machine.
He is missing 10 cents and the LED display promts "dime".
as to which the old cuban man replys
"yo quierro un paquete de Marlboro Lights" (i want a pack of Marlboro Lights )

by michael October 22, 2004

Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

by Michael December 7, 2003

Niegger

The word nigger with a alabamian( also known as hick, cracker, etc.) accent.

"I hate 'dem Nieggers"
"Holy Niegger!!!"

by Michael May 13, 2005

kicks

footwear, particulary sneakers

Check these new kicks I got at Foot Locker.

by Michael November 5, 2003

ficnizzie

Another way of saying keeping it real. Also a way to answer how you are doing.

"How you doin wodie?" "Ficnizzie, ficnizzie."

by michaeL January 25, 2004