Michael's definitions

Monster Magnet

One of the most well known bands of the "Stoner rock" with Jim Baglino on Bass Guitar, Phil Caivano on Rhythm Guitar, Ed Mundell on Lead Guitar, Bob Pantella on Drums and Dave Wyndorf on Vocals & Guitar. Arguably one of the best bands in the Stoner Rock category. Their most well known songs are "Heads Explode" and "Spacelord". Their style ranges from fast paced guitaring and frantic lyrics to slow, grinding music with vocals to match.

This is how we go about it, on making your heads explode

by Michael October 3, 2004

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 3, 2004

George Bush

An experiment in artificial stupidity

Fool me once shame on, shame on you
Fool me twice you can't get fooled again.

by Michael October 7, 2004

fggt

Short for faggot. Used in chats such as IRC, Palace, AIM, etc.

dude yr such a effin fggt

by Michael October 15, 2004

Tits

The reason men talk to women.

The only reason I even talk to that bitch is because her tits are hugs.

by Michael October 18, 2004

poochy

gotta love pooch. Just because you can

pooch aka pritch robertard

by Michael October 20, 2004