Michael's definitions

Aviva

A joyful spring. A person that shines and brings meaning to your life.

You are my Aviva.

by Michael September 15, 2003

fuckety fuck fuck

worse than fuck, like triple fuck

you smash your hand with a hammer so you jump around saying fuckety fuck fuck

by michael October 29, 2004

big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

by michael March 1, 2004

Bunk

really stupid and lame and dumb and dissapointing and loserish and annoying and stupid and crappy and shitty and horseshitty and stupid and lame.
sounds even better when you say it with hecka

Aw man, thats hecka bunk.

Yo dawg, that chick was like, B-zunk!

Dude, right now im going to use a synonym for stupid lame dumb loserish and stupid.....buNk!

by Michael June 2, 2004

shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by Michael March 30, 2005

televizzle

televizzle means television

I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.

by Michael December 6, 2003

Fruiton

One who loves man cock up his ass or recieving from other male

I knew Tom was a fruiton when he whipped it out and tried to seduce me

by Michael December 2, 2003