Michael's definitions

vaginaterian

A male who becomes vegeterian to please his significant other.

Did you hear that Jenny made Danny quit eating meat...he's a fawkeen vaginaterian

by Michael March 1, 2005

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

jacol

masturbating a gay or a girl

hoy! jacolin mo ako.

by michael August 17, 2003

Speedboat

The sound one makes by placing his or her face in cleavage and shaking their face back and forth while exhaling creating a "brrrrrrp rrrrp rrrrp rrrrp" sound.

The hummer she gave me was so good, I gave her a speedboat as my way of saying thanks.

by Michael October 21, 2005

freestyle footbag

the game where you kick a footbag around in a circle also known as hack or hacky sack.

those damn austrialians are the best at freestyle footbagging

by Michael February 8, 2004

;x

Most commonly used by Michael/Sypher/Gogo(AIM).

Look at that, Newbie Tom is using ";x", how new can he get?

by Michael December 16, 2003