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duke

refering to a person
you not like me duke
by Michael May 18, 2003
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Aviva

A joyful spring. A person that shines and brings meaning to your life.
You are my Aviva.
by Michael September 15, 2003
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fuckety fuck fuck

you smash your hand with a hammer so you jump around saying fuckety fuck fuck
by michael October 29, 2004
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Bunk

really stupid and lame and dumb and dissapointing and loserish and annoying and stupid and crappy and shitty and horseshitty and stupid and lame.
sounds even better when you say it with hecka
Aw man, thats hecka bunk.

Yo dawg, that chick was like, B-zunk!

Dude, right now im going to use a synonym for stupid lame dumb loserish and stupid.....buNk!
by Michael June 2, 2004
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televizzle

televizzle means television
I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.
by Michael December 6, 2003
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Tities

The are to dangley objects loacated on the chest of a woman ( depends on how old you are, they might dangle down to the floor ).
My m8 PAM, i know u r thinkin "i don't know her u stupid twat, so how the hell should i know wot she is like?", well lads or lasses ( mmmmmm ) imagan Denise Richards.
by Michael January 27, 2004
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Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.
They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.
by Michael April 22, 2005
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