Michael's definitions

Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

fubar

wasted,when you go to a bar and drink a hella lot of liquor.

when you toke foa long azz time and are completely out of touch wit reality

yo look at that sob he's FUBAR(ed).

by michael October 22, 2004

haiduc

Haiduc is Romanian for "outlaw," which gives rise to this Robin Hood connection.

Heard in the hot Romanian pop song 'Dragostea Din Tei:"

Alo, salut. Sunt eu un haiduc (Hello, hello. It's me, an outlaw)

by Michael May 13, 2005

confused

like or relating to that crazy gal on LunarForums

confused is a girl!!

by Michael January 17, 2005

tupac (2pac)

2pac - the greatest rapper ever he is without doubt the best black spkesman in history he was a great man he cared for people while maintaining his thug image released many great albums and did many good films wrote great poems and he did not think every white person was a racist he is a great in the hip hop and acting world he is number 1

2pac is the greatest rapper ever

by michael May 15, 2003

Temple of Doom

Shreaded up toliet paper placed in the upper part of the toliet,enough to make it higher then the water level, and topped off with a shit log(or two)

The residents of 76 were shocked when they discovered that their toliet had become a Temple of Doom

by Michael February 9, 2005