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The adjective for 'dictator'
Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.
by Michael April 20, 2005
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A hobo stove is a style of improvised heat-producing and cooking device frequently used by hobos, tramps, bums, the homeless, and backpackers. It is constructed out of a discarded can or tin of any size by removing the top of the can, punching a number of holes near the upper edge, and punching corresponding holes in the opposite base. Fuel is placed in the can an ignited. Convection draws air in through the bottom holes and expels smoke from the top holes. Improved heating is encouraged by placing the bottom holes facing the wind. Food preparation is often performed on the top of the stove on a cooking surface that also acts as a lid, however many variations exist where cooking is performed on the inverted base of the can.

The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.
At the hobo meeting grounds, hobo stoves were spread out as far as the eye could see.
by Michael June 13, 2006
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Hair found on female breasts
I got really grossed out when I choked on a bube
by Michael January 5, 2004
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So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.

A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.
Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.

Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.
by Michael May 4, 2004
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Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.
That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.
by Michael December 31, 2004
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Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.
Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.
by Michael April 10, 2005
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