Definitions by Michael

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

Daytime Janitors by Michael December 5, 2004

Special Constable 

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

Special Constable by Michael November 29, 2004

Tweak 

Street name for vitamin b6. AKA hack/beesicks. Commonly used for assisting the consumer in having a lucid dream.

Jordan hooked me up with some tweak, it was dope.

Tweak by Michael November 22, 2004

brentchwood 

Brentchwood, to become one with nature.

She walked through the forest, looking around her and breathing in the fresh forest air until a feeling of brentchwood fell upon her.

brentchwood by Michael November 20, 2004

skillet 

one's personal space, often used synonymously with grill

You're all up in my skillet, yo.

skillet by Michael November 17, 2004

Szalam 

This word comes from the name of a generic magician. It's also the sound old Batman and Robin made when they attacked people.
It's also a nickname for someone named Michael James Alexander Szalapski, see chivalry

Batman punches a bad guy, "SZALAM" comes up on the screen.

Szalam by Michael November 12, 2004

wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.

Nice wife beater mate

wife beater by Michael November 10, 2004