Michael's definitions
Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"
by Michael September 8, 2004

by Michael October 3, 2004

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.
hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled
hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled
by michael October 22, 2004

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.
"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"
"Its parked you stupid nob"
2 "Your an idot"
"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"
"Its parked you stupid nob"
2 "Your an idot"
"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"
by Michael January 13, 2005

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.
by Michael November 25, 2003
