Michael's definitions

Dog Ball

Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"

I don't know why I got shit faced last night. It was just a dog ball thing.

by Michael September 8, 2004

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 3, 2004

plotz

burst, with surprise

When I heard that, I almost plotzed!

by Michael August 12, 2003

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counter-strike

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by Michael September 4, 2003

alienware

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled

anyone get any mistakes in their Alienware computer it's my fault for leaving my job.

by michael October 22, 2004

Shut down

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.

"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"

"Its parked you stupid nob"

2 "Your an idot"

"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"

by Michael January 13, 2005

Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.

"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."

by Michael November 25, 2003