maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

Isocunt

A person who downloads (usually via bit torrent) any type of media before its official retail release, only to ridicule anyone else who mentions the media after it is officially launched.

Person 1: "Oh, the new Jay-Z? I was listening to that when months ago before it was even mastered!"

Person 2: "You're an isocunt"

by micah December 12, 2009

jackfo

arrived from either "jack fool" or "jack fuck" ... hard to say, even though I was the one that coined it!

by Micah January 29, 2003

jackfo

Idiot; unworthy fellow

"Stop being a jackfo and shut up."

by Micah January 29, 2003

initiate

Redneck term for "and then she ate."

My wife ate three double cheeseburgers initiate some fries.

by Micah December 23, 2003

fishsticks

The dirty fingers. Usually two, but some girls like more.

Your mom is so fat that I gave her a six pack of fishsticks!

by Micah January 19, 2004

TT

A crying emoticon. The tops of the Ts are the eyes, and the stems are the tears streaming down the emoticon's face.

I suck! TT for me.

by Micah January 22, 2004