Micah's definitions

man

Can be used expressively or as an interjection.

"Man! I can't believe that punk did that!"

by Micah February 16, 2005

Cunt Knuckle

A stimulated clitoris.

I knocked this girl's cunt knuckle so hard, she's still having an orgasm to this day!

by micah November 29, 2004

Sweaturds

Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.

Man! I should have taken off that wooly wonder before I decided to pinch a loaf! I have about a pound of sweaturds stuck back there!

by micah January 14, 2011

jackfo

Idiot; unworthy fellow

"Stop being a jackfo and shut up."

by Micah January 28, 2003

tramptits

Someone with gay tits and uses them as a landing pad for fags nut sacs

Billy B. get your fucking tramptits over here and fluff my pillow

by Micah April 23, 2003

Ed Hard-on

One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.

I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?

by micah May 11, 2010

Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

by Micah July 21, 2004