Micah's definitions

Randy Johnson

My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.

Randy-Horny
Johnson-Penis
Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.

by Micah July 20, 2004

Isocunt

A person who downloads (usually via bit torrent) any type of media before its official retail release, only to ridicule anyone else who mentions the media after it is officially launched.

Person 1: "Oh, the new Jay-Z? I was listening to that when months ago before it was even mastered!"

Person 2: "You're an isocunt"

by micah December 12, 2009

jackfo

Idiot; unworthy fellow

"Stop being a jackfo and shut up."

by Micah January 28, 2003

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

NIM

Non Important Message

My pants are made of soup. (NIM)

by Micah May 31, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

The Best Emo Band to ever play music. The DEFENITION OF EMO in its self is in Dashboard Confessional.

Dashboard is the sex of all music. AND THEY JUST NOW GOT THE RECOGNITION THEY SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!

by Micah July 20, 2004

awooga

of and or relating to sex and or sexual intercourse. comes from the sound of the horn of an old studenbaker.

"i havent got any awooga from her yet"
"I heard that they awooga"

by micah April 22, 2004