MiKe's definitions

shnozzletov

derived from mozzletov what you say to someone with a big shnozzola you go up pat them on the back then say shnozzletov.

Hey ian's snozzle is so big im gonna congratulate him with a shnzzletov

by mike October 2, 2004

cockmongrel

One who "slobs the knob" (performs fellatio) in a vicious, inefficient, and salivatory manner.

Not only was she a slut, she was a dastardly cockmongrel as well.

by Mike August 7, 2003

Jester

Age old humour maker, prone to premature deaths.

Oh no the jester was slain! Thats 3 today.

by mike June 28, 2003

wax

WAX
1.when you jizz on a gurls pants then you both end up passing out when you wake up the next morning stagnent jizz on her pants
2. thing that cavemen used to lite cave
3. stuff you put on a car to make like shiny
4. flying disks aka records

1. "damn Mike the water isnt coming off my pants with water" mike "come on gurl dont be mad you wont worry about the sain on your pants if you take them off again"
2. "damn cavemen you shouldnt of had cieling lights its like dodging burning rain down here"
3. "dude if you put enough wax on your car during a sunny day you can cause an acedent on the road"
4. dude game over wax broke and theres a piece in my leg,,, dude wtf wtf that was my vanilla ice record" other dude "man vanilla ice record damn theres only like 2 left everyone else makes an effort to get rid of shit from there house" dude with shit in his leg "dude really my leg is fucking gushing and you spent 30 seconds making a dumb joke ... ill see you in hell" then he flat lines

by mike May 13, 2005

potato chips

After sex, the wet spot in the middle of the bed, if left will dry and become much like a potato chip!

by Mike August 29, 2003

Fer Shlotes

You must live it to know it.

Fer Sholtisees, Fer Shylotes, Fer Shinglopingtons, etc.

by mike January 19, 2004

Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.

"That's voodoo shit, man!"

by MiKe May 28, 2004