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Definitions by MiKe

the best band i the world that has Rich Ward of Stuck Mojo fame on guitars and Chris jericho of WWE, WCW, ECW, Stampede Wrestling, and other international wrestling promotions fame on vocals
a bad that was stuck in Japan during the 1980's metal heyday that had their song "stolen" by bands like Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Motley Crue, Dio, Scorpions & Judas Priest amung other famous bands.
FoZZY are huge rock stars!!!!!
FoZZY by Mike January 4, 2004

religion 

Something that has surely lasted the wrath of time. Despite this, it is fundamentally wrong (every year we learn more about how religion is bullshit), and often racially intolerable (kill the Jews! Ok, now kill the Muslims! All right, whoever's left: kill the Buhdists!). Has been the cause of many great wars, including the most famous of all: the Crusades, of which there were seven, if I remember correctly. It is an excuse to murder, it is a scapegoat in all its forms (well, shit, I just shot my wife--GOD MADE ME DO IT! SHE WAS AN AGENT OF LUCIFER!!!).

I do not simply attack Christianity or Catholicism, no, ALL religons are based off a false worship of some supernatural being that simply is not there. There is no evidence for this (beyond, often, a book--e.g. the Bible--which can obviously not prove the existance of the text withtin it) and whole heaping loads of evidence against.

I like how C-can brings up "Atheists doing bad". What the hell kind of retort is this? What, not believing in God makes you a horrible monster? He listed THREE fucking people out of BILLIONS of atheists, past and present. Good job asshat, you've rebuked nothing. And let's get something staight: Hitler was a fucking Catholic. He murdered millions in his holy quest to destroy the Jews; he claimed he was "Doing the Lords work" and, upon the eve of his war on Russia, the Pope CONGRATULATED his efforts. Throughout the war he was not excommunicated.

In the Middle East countries war over something as silly as nonexistant entities. Since the begginging of recorded history man has made war on other men because they refused to worship the same invisible diety as another.

And for what? Something that doesn't even fucking exist. It's illogical; it's evil. If I could, I would wipe every religion from the face of the Earth and start fresh. Fuck religion. It solves nothing and creates all sorts of unnecesary shit.
Right now innocent men and women are being crushed under a bulldozer in Palastine.
religion by Mike January 4, 2004
All you people that are calling Hot Topic a "poser" store are FUCKED! There is no way a store can b a "poser" because if that store is "poser" than I guess all stores are "poser." So that means we are all "posers". Hot Topic is just a store where people go 2 spend cash, buy cds, and clothes.
Oh look.. Its Hot Topic.
Yea.. That store is pretty cool.
Hot Topic by Mike January 4, 2004
the head that wrestler Al Snow brought to the ring while he was in ECW & WWE that "talked" to Al.
Head is the reason Al Snow figures are not sold in Wal-Mart.
head by Mike January 3, 2004
melodic hardcore band from so cal. they are one of the best bands out there.
i saw saosin last night with avenged sevenfold.
saosin by mike January 3, 2004
Advernounjective

Officially it is poop or the act of a bowel movement, but it is also popularly used as an expletive, or any other verb, noun, or word. Best said whilst acting retarded with a retarded voice. Generally followed by "I wuv U" and a hugging gesture, also acted out retardedly.
Dookie!! (Hello)
Dookie! (Ouch)
Dookie (Shut the hell up)
Dookie (I'm Thirsty)
Aaron why do you have that constipated look on your face? You look like you need to take a Dookie.
Dookie by Mike January 3, 2004

Use Your Illusion 

Only the best album in rock history created and performed by non other then Guns N' Roses!
-Use Your Illusion 1
-Use Your Illusion 2
I went out and bought both Use Your Illusion C.D.'s yesterday, there kick ass!
Use Your Illusion by Mike January 1, 2004