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Waffle

Get that damn waffle away from me biznatch!
by Mike February 5, 2004
mugGet the Wafflemug.

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.
Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
by Mike January 4, 2014
mugGet the numberismmug.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.
by Mike August 23, 2004
mugGet the Cristiano Ronaldomug.

chublove

the act of dating a fat girl, and engaging in sexual acts with a fat girl.
James loves the chublove
by Mike January 21, 2004
mugGet the chublovemug.

dial it in

See also:

"Hooked Up"

Origins traced back to eletric guitarist slang... referring to fixing of the guitars for someone... be it through tweaking the dials or turning the knobs that tighten the strings.
"Espo wants a cheesy beef from Cavones. Fuckin'.. dial it in!"
by Mike September 15, 2004
mugGet the dial it inmug.

deplorable

deplorable - bad; mikes word to bag people with.
dude 1. how mad was that shot

mike. that was deplorable mate.
by mike March 12, 2005
mugGet the deplorablemug.

creditor

A bunch of cunts working in an office that want your money, because your a twat and didn't pay them :P
Creditor - people Mik owes
by Mike November 15, 2004
mugGet the creditormug.

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