MiKe's definitions

non-American nigger

an offensive term referring to anyone not born in America, including white Europeans.

Hey wuz up non-American nigger.

by Mike February 24, 2004

victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.

I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.

by Mike February 17, 2004

vancouver special

a fairly ugly two/three level house in east vancouver that takes up the whole lot.

parminder and her family of 15 live in a vancouver special on east 49th

by mike February 18, 2004

flopcock

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis

Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.

by Mike March 30, 2005

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004

pussass

A combination of pussy and ass; used to express someone as being weak or "soft"

Shut up, you pussass bitch!

by mike March 27, 2003

Twink

A smooth-bodied, almost pre-pubescent looking young gay male. From "twinkie" (as in Hostess twinkie)- soft and full of cream.

That twink is young, dumb and full of cum...and I want him NOW!

by mike May 22, 2003