Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Jewbacca 

A term used to describe a person of Jewish ethnicity, who also happens to possess an absurd amount of body hair

I really hope I don't have to sit next to Harold at the bar mitzvah, that Jewbacca never shaves!

Jewbacca by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Vouge 

A dance popularized by singer Madonna, which involves waving your hands around in fancy ways. Much like Madonna herself, the dance is also incredibly popular amongst the LBGT community

You call that dancing? Girl, let me show you the Vouge and THEN we'll see what you got

Vouge by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Danger Dolan 

A Youtuber from Australia who also happens to be YouTube's King of Countdown videos, Danger Dolan is the owner of the channel Planet Dolan, where along with countdown videos, Dolan also recants true stories told to him by people either on Reddit or in the comment section. When Dolan is unavailable, his fellow Planet Dolan brethren do videos as well, this brethren includes Dolan's Mysterious Brother, Hellbent, Pringle, Doopie, Melissa and Nixxiom.

I'm Danger Dolan, and today, I will be your narrator

Danger Dolan by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Millennial 

A generation of people who feel that everyone apparently owes them something, instead of getting their asses off of Facebook, going out and earning their way in life, rather then combing their manbuns and sucking down Soy Frappachinoes while also eating Tide Pods and bitching about illegal immigrants

That millennial cursed me out because I didn't agree with his views, fucking asshole he is

Millennial by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Cemetery 

Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson

I'm going to the cemetery to try and find that guy from the Spongebob cartoon, wanna come along?

Cemetery by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

Post Malone by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Tuna Burp 

When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt

Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time

Tuna Burp by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018