P!nk

The Janis Joplin of Pop Music. A truly awesome and talented pop singer who is far more talented then most of the other crappy singers who've been stinking up the charts in recent years. Born Alecia Beth Moore, P!nk's early life was marked with rough points, such as her parents divorcing, developing asthma, and struggling with substance abuse in her teenage years. P!nk was originally part an all girl R&B group called Choice, however, she became a solo artist after record producer L.A Reid saw her as the group's only talent. Many of P!nk's songs deal with serious issues, such as combating sexism (Stupid Girls), losing a friend to drugs (Who Knew), abusive relationships (Just Like a Pill), combating self harm and suicide (Fuckin' Perfect), and struggling with personal vices (Sober). Since her introduction into the music industry, P!nk has won three Grammys, seven MTV Music Video Awards, five Billboard Music Awards and is looked upon by many young women as an inspiration, she is indeed one of the all time greats.

I can't wait to see P!nk in concert tonight, she's fucking awesome!

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Butt Mustard

Another way to describe the shit that comes out of a baby, it gets it's name from the color and consistency

You have to change little Johnny this time, I had to deal with his butt mustard last time!

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Titus O'Neal

One of only two wrestlers who literally fell down on the job, the other being the Shockmaster of course

OMFG, Titus O'Neal just fell on his face during his entrance!! XD

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Al Sharpton

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name

Al Sharpton is a racist asshole

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Vouge

A dance popularized by singer Madonna, which involves waving your hands around in fancy ways. Much like Madonna herself, the dance is also incredibly popular amongst the LBGT community

You call that dancing? Girl, let me show you the Vouge and THEN we'll see what you got

by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018

Four Loko

An alcoholic drink that contains a shitload of caffeine, plus it comes in a ginormous can, what could possibly go wrong you ask? Needless to say, it's now banned in most states

Don't ever drink a Four Loko before driving home, the results won't be pretty

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

P.T.

A terrifying and amazing horror game that would've been Konami's greatest achievement in horror based video gaming, but upon the announcement it had been canceled, it instead sadly became the basis for the biggest middle finger Konami has EVER given it's fanbase...assholes

Hideki Hayakawa deserves a sexual encounter with Pyramid Head for cancelling P.T.

by Metallicajunkie November 11, 2018