You're Not Perfect

The name for without a doubt the most disturbing scene in the series Courage the Cowardly Dog......
I can't sleep ever seeing that fucked up You're Not Perfect scene.......
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018
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Post Malone

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
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PSH

When the police come across the body of a deceased drug addict that still has the needle stuck in the crook of their arm, they are pronounced PSH (in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who was also found deceased with a heroin needle still in his arm)
Dan: Hey Scott, you hear that Mike died yesterday?
Scott: Was it drugs?
Dan: Yeah, the cops pronounced him PSH
Scott: Should've asked for help when he needed it
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Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
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Beef

It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't safe up in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then 30 deep, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU
Ask yourself, do you know what beef is?
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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Hurricane Michael

A hurricane that coincidentally occurred on October of this year, a number of days before the new Halloween reboot movie is set to come out
Hurricane Michael is approaching! Pack up your shit and bail out!
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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