Definitions by Metallicajunkie
Brett Kavanaugh
Brett Kavanaugh by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Politician
Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Politician by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Miss Bum Bum
Miss Bum Bum by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
New England Patriots
A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
New England Patriots by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Ghetto Wagon
AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage
Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Ghetto Wagon by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Mascot
I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!
Mascot by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Thump Dance
Thump Dance by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018