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Corona

What Mexicans drink when they run out of tequila
Jesus dude, how many Coronas did you drink? You look totally wasted!
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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Sasquats

Used to describe a fitness fanatic/personal trainer/exercise guru/or anyone involved in the fitness industry that possesses an unnatural amount of body hair
I hope we don't get Jamal as our trainer again, that sasquats is WAY too hairy for my liking
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
mugGet the Sasquatsmug.

Bimble

A combination of the words "big" and "nimble", usually used to describe a person who is rather large, but is still light on their feet to an impressive degree, most of time it involves said bimble dancing
Wow, Mark's 300 pounds, yet he can outdance anyone! He's a real bimble!
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
mugGet the Bimblemug.

Mick Foley

A now retired wrestler that reinvented the term "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"

This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.

The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing
Remember when Mick Foley got thrown off the cell in 1998? How is that guy still even alive!?
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
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PSH

When the police come across the body of a deceased drug addict that still has the needle stuck in the crook of their arm, they are pronounced PSH (in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who was also found deceased with a heroin needle still in his arm)
Dan: Hey Scott, you hear that Mike died yesterday?
Scott: Was it drugs?
Dan: Yeah, the cops pronounced him PSH
Scott: Should've asked for help when he needed it
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
mugGet the PSHmug.

Pantless Thundergoose

The internet's name for an ostrich
It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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Milk Warfstache

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache
Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
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