Kavanuts

Used to describe someone when you start asking them questions, and they respond with constant and aggressive sounding interruptions, people like this become more and more Kavanuts with the more questions that are being asked, the angry reaction of going Kavanuts is often compared to a teething toddler with a soiled Huggie who isn't getting the kind of attention he wants
Dude! All I did was ask a question, and you went totally Kavanuts! There's no need for that!
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Fetus

Unborn Baby: *knocks on belly* Hey mom, can you fetus, we're starving in here!
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Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used
Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
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Jim Carrey

An amazingly talented and hilarious comedic actor who obviously comes from another planet, because no ordinary human being is capable of making the same faces and noises that this man can do (wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?)
How in the hell can Jim Carrey make those faces!? XD
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Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something
Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
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Alpaca

An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu
I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day
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Poof

1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear

2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented

3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"
Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!
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