Metallicajunkie's definitions

P.T.

A terrifying and amazing horror game that would've been Konami's greatest achievement in horror based video gaming, but upon the announcement it had been canceled, it instead sadly became the basis for the biggest middle finger Konami has EVER given it's fanbase...assholes

Hideki Hayakawa deserves a sexual encounter with Pyramid Head for cancelling P.T.

by Metallicajunkie November 11, 2018

Sailor Roids

A slang nickname for spinach, which is reference to Popeye the Sailor (hence the name)

Oh come on! This is the fifth day we've had sailor roids for dinner!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Millennial

A generation of people who feel that everyone apparently owes them something, instead of getting their asses off of Facebook, going out and earning their way in life, rather then combing their manbuns and sucking down Soy Frappachinoes while also eating Tide Pods and bitching about illegal immigrants

That millennial cursed me out because I didn't agree with his views, fucking asshole he is

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Orange Exodus

A way of describing the massive influx of politicians who've quit Donald Trump's cabinet and former allies of his that have since discovered just how nuts he is, and therefore, have decided to abandon ship in an effort to save their asses from either being fired or jailed

If this Orange Exodus keeps up, there'll be no one for Donald Trump to hide behind

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Double R Jump

Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.

The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track

Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Pig Roast

A comedy event where comedians get together, and make fun of police officers

Guy 1: Oh man, that Pig Roast was fucking hilarious!
Guy 2: I know right!? You see how mad that cop got? That was classic!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Dead Man's Party

A get-together hosted by 80's alternative band Oingo Boingo. It's of course reserved for people who are no longer alive, this also includes people who were struck by lightning while walking down the street, and people who were hit by something in their sleep. If you manage to get an invite, word of advice, make sure you leave your body at the door

I thought being a zombie would suck, but I just got invited to a Dead Man's Party! SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018