Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used

Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Rope of the Loom

What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens

I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Kavanuts

Used to describe someone when you start asking them questions, and they respond with constant and aggressive sounding interruptions, people like this become more and more Kavanuts with the more questions that are being asked, the angry reaction of going Kavanuts is often compared to a teething toddler with a soiled Huggie who isn't getting the kind of attention he wants

Dude! All I did was ask a question, and you went totally Kavanuts! There's no need for that!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Banzai Drop

When you're having sex with a fat woman, usually 300lbs at the most, you allow the woman stand over you, and with you back first on the bed or floor looking up, the woman then yells "BANZAAAAAI!!" before doing a short jump and then slamming all of her doughiness down onto your chest or erect penis. Be careful though, performing this could EASILY result in a penile fracture if not done correctly

Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna

Jesus Christ, that Banzai Drop almost broke my dick in half!

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

Mascot

A furry before furries were even a thing

I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

Donald Trump

He doesn't like China because they actually have a great wall

Can someone tell Donald Trump that the Chinese already beat him the "wall" idea?

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

Ghetto Wagon

AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage

Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals

Damn Jamal! That's a bitchin ass Ghetto Wagon you be driving!

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018