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Cadillac Brougham

The last real Cadillac based on the 1980 body style.

Made from 1987-1992. V8 engine, rear wheel drive, vinyl roof, bigggg boxy 4 door sedan. Many are still on the roads today, as they are indestructable and were well taken care of by their senior citizen owners when they were new.
Cadillac Broughams were popular limos, fleet cars, and senior citizen mobiles when new, and now you can get them cheap due to everybodies obsession with small cars.
by Metalhead83 November 22, 2011
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Eminem

An idiot Rapper from Detriot, Michigan. Also known by real name Marshall Mathers, or his unfunny unintelligent dumb alter-ego "Slim Shady". He is the one that started the whole annoying "wigger" trend back in 1999, and music in general has gone down hill ever since.
white boy Mike: Heeeey, lets all dye our hair blond, wear hoodies and talk like a ghetto black dude, that way we can be be considered tough cool guys like Eminem!!!
Mikes white friends: Awwww, that'd be awesome, we'd get so many chicks, mannn, lets do it. Hey, I know, lets drop out of school too, and do drugs, and bust some rhymes ourselves. We can be just like Slim Shady!!
by Metalhead83 November 16, 2011
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Chevy Citation

Introduced in 1980, the Citation was a compact car that replaced the Nova. It was also Chevy's first Front Wheel Drive car. Engines offered were 6 or 4 cyls. The car proved to be problematic and was recalled numerous times, leading to it's demise in 1985. I'm sure no one misses them, as the styling was boring.
The Chevy Citation was a step up from a Chevette, but still being a cheap car with horrible steering and cheap interiors. A total embarrssment for GM.
by Metalhead83 January 11, 2012
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Ford Aerostar

Fords first minivan. First introduced in 1986, it was built on a truck platform shared with the F-150 and had rear wheel drive and a 6 cyl engine. In 1989 a longer wheel based model was offered, as was 4WD in 1990, and in 1992 the front end was restyled with composite headlights, a new grill, and a drivers side airbag.

The bodystyle remained the same from the day it was introduced until it was axed in '97. Though popular at first with soccer moms in the 80's, it's chunky ugly body style got out-dated in the 90's. Alot of Aerostars built after '94 went to fleet companies.
My Mother had a '92 Ford Aerostar in the 90's, and as crappy as it was, it was roomy, comfortable, and could smoke a 4 banger Dodge Caravan anyday with it's 6 cyl.
by Metalhead83 November 9, 2011
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Assabet

A vocational high school in Marlboro, Massachusetts.

Quite possibly one of the worst schools in the state.

Preppy white kids or Brazilian gang bangers are the majority here. But there is a small minority of Blacks and Hispanics.
The school is known throughout eastern MA as a drug infested hellhole full of future criminals.
Max: I hate Assabet! Them Brazilian dudes just tried to give me weed for FREE! How fucked up is that!!
Jake: That school sucks, man. You need to transfer!
by Metalhead83 September 23, 2011
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Ford Mustang II

The 2nd generation of the Mustang, built between 1974-1978. Designed by Lee Iacocca and based on the the subcompact Ford Pinto platform. It came in basic coupe form, hatchback, or the up scale "Ghia" which had a landau vinyl roof treatment. Engines offered were either a I4 or V6 engine, but a small-block V8 became an option in '75.

During the gas crisis, it sold well, mainly due to the demand of small cars. But this generation is known to Mustang fans as one of the least popular. Mainly due to cheap wimpy Pinto type styling and the lack of a good performace engine. The base coupe and Ghia models were boring looking. And Hatchback models tried to hard to look sporty, what with the "Stallion" or "Cobra" trim. They offered paint jobs with strips going down the hood, a blacked out grill, and lots of plastic body moldings. But in the end the car just looked tacky and overdone, and was all show and no go. Sales declined after '75 and a newer more popular Mustang design would appear in 1979.
One of the worst cars I've ever seen was a rusty 1976 Ford Mustang II "Ghia", painted in white but sporting a ghastly bright red landau vinyl roof, with a red interior.
by Metalhead83 September 21, 2011
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Honda Civic

The most BORING car ever. Built since the 70's, and got popular in the USA during the 70's gas crisis. A cheap car that was designed soley to get good gas mileage, but looks like a cartoon car that took 2 minutes to design. Today they are popular with ignorant people who don't care what they drive as long as it gets them to point A, B, or C. And of course wiggers and gang bangers who put stupid mufflers on them that make them sound like weed wackers. They also put tail spoilers on them that don't even match the car, or give them ugly paint jobs.
Ok, I understand people care about getting good gas mileage but seriously...kill off the Honda Civic. It is a bland dull car with a horrible image these days.
by Metalhead83 January 1, 2012
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