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Ratt

An awesome L.A. Glam Metal band formed around 1983, and popular up until about 1991. The band was made up of:
Stephen Pearcy - Vocals
Bobby Blotzer - Drums
Warren Demartini and Robbin Crosby - Guitars
Juan Croucier - Bass

Through the 80's and early 90's they made awesome albums such as:
Out of the cellar - '84
Invasion of your privacy - '85
Dancing undercover - '86
Reach for the sky - '88
Detonator - '90

Justin: I was listening to "Slip of the lip" by Ratt on youtube. That's some awesome old school metal! Kicks the crap out of anything today.
Mike: Yeah, I love that band! But grunge and alternative had to ruin everything!

by Metalhead83 September 6, 2011

chevy chevette

A small boring 4 cylinder car made by Chevy from 1976-1987. This was the car for the ultimate cheapskate. It was meant to replace the Vega in the small car line up, but was still just as crappy. Mid 70's models included a "woodie" version with fake wood trim usually seen on stationwagons. And there was also a bare bones "scooter" version which didn't even have a backseat or a glove compartment. In 1979 the Chevette was given a minor face lift with square head lights, and it stayed the same until 1987 when it was replaced by the badge-engineered "Geo" brand of General Motors.

Kid1: I bet my little red wagon could go faster then then that crappy Chevy Chevette!!
Kid2: LMAO, I bet!! Even my Moms Pacer looks better then that crap box!!

by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011

oldsmobile ninety eight

Introduced in 1941, the Ninety-Eight was Oldsmobiles top of the line model and was a very stylish rear wheel drive land yacht up until the early 80's.

The fuel crisis pretty much doomed the Ninety-Eigh, and all large sedanst. Experimenting with Diesel engines proved problematic in the early 80's, so sales suffered. So in 1985 it was downsized to a front wheel drive generic design that looked like every other GM car at that time. 1991's bloated round restyle proved unpopular too and the model was axed in 1996, to be replaced by the Aurora.

You can probably find a 50's/60's/70's era Oldsmobile Ninety Eight on ebay for a good price. Many were driven by senior citizens when new, and were looked after.

by Metalhead83 January 6, 2012

Pizza Delivery

Probably one of the worst jobs ever, and one of the lowest paid. If you don't know the Delivery area by heart, or have a GPS in your car, you'll constantly get lost. Especially at night. Customers get pissed if you're late, sometimes people don't answer the door, and you'll never get good tips. It's a job you won't make any profit from. Most Pizza Delivery drivers have to use their own cars, and pay for their own gas. So whatever tips you do get, you'll end up spending them on gas. Washing dishes is another responsibility for drivers too, while they are waiting for their next delivery. Avoid this type of work for the sake of your own sanity.

Mark the Pizza Delivery driver makes 6 bucks an hour, and got lost on his way to some house in the middle of nowhere. But when he found it an hour later the people didn't even answer the door.

by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011

cutlass ciera

A FWD midsize car made by Oldsmobile from 1982 to 1996.

Offered with a I4 or V6 engine. After it was introduced it quickly became Oldsmobiles sole focus and best selling model, and by the time they stopped making them the body style looked quite outdated. Throughout it's life the Ciera was a popular Granny mobile and Rental car. As boring as they looked, they have proven to be reliable. Many are still being driven today and make good beaters for teenagers.

Anthony: Hey I heard your Grandmother gave you her crappy Cutlass Ciera. What year is that thing, like an '84?

Mark: It's a '95 actually. I couldn't believe it. I don't care though, all I care about is that I got a set of wheels.

by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011

F.Y.E.

F.Y.E. stands for "For Your Entertainment". They sell new and used DVDs, CDs, Video Games, and also completely useless garbage that only an idiot would buy.

As of 2011 they are concentrating on Justin Beiber, and his face can be seen plastered on the majority of merchandise around entire stores, where it sits collecting dust.

Their music selection is not very impressive, as most of the music is new pop/rock and rap aimed at kids, so finding anything from 20 or 30 years ago is hard. Also, alot of the CD's and DVD's are extremely over priced.
Needless to say, it's no surprise they have closed alot of locations due to poor sales, and probably won't exist in another 5 years.

F.Y.E. sells CD's for $17.99, what a goddamn rip off, I could get them off of Amazon for 5 bucks. And who the hell needs a dusty pink pillow with Justin Biebers face on it?? No wonder they're slowly going out of business, lol.

by Metalhead83 October 24, 2011

wannabe slut

An attractive girl in her teens or 20's, that dresses in slutty sexy clothes showing off her figure and boobs, and has her hair and make up done perfect. But she is a virgin, hasn't done anything sexual and is too shy to bother talking about the subject. They are worse than women who are prick teasers, as these girls don't even talk with guys. Many can be found in High Schools. AVOID!!

Mike: Victoria is such a wannabe slut, she's sooo smoking hot but she's just to shy. She could be such a sex kitten if she wanted to be, but she won't even talk about it.
Frank: Yeah, if a chick can't talk the talk, why even bother to walk the walk, lol.

by Metalhead83 March 24, 2012