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A crappy restaurant also known as IHOP, where it's breakfast all the time. The majority of customers are all fat drunk people, and the kitchen staff are all Hispanic teenagers that are so stoned that they can't even cook properly.

If ya don't care about puking later on, then this place is for you!
Mark was very hungry after his night of boozing so he went to International House of Pancakes. There his pancakes were served to him soggy and undercooked and his sausages charred black by the stoned 18 year old Mexican cook.
by Metalhead83 October 6, 2011
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An image that started getting popular around the late 90's, becoming a social norm in 1999 after white rapper "Eminem" released his first CD. It's a slang term for a white youth who copies black ghetto culture.

The wigger copies the "ghetto" lifestyle, by being lazy, irresponsible, not getting properly educated, and not finding employment. Drug dealing or picking up a welfare check is their only means of income.

The wigger sports the stereotypical ghetto look such as sagging baggy pants and boxers hanging out, wearing hoodies or a sleeveless shirt. They either have a shaved head or a fade, and a thin shadow beard.

Many wiggers have had their fair share of "bitches" with whom they have had sexual relations with, so seeing them walking around with a 2 year old illegitimate kid is not uncommon.

The wigger usually lives with his parents in the suburbs, but it's not uncommon for one to move to the "hood" to be around people he idolizes. (If the wigger can afford to move out, that is.)
If the wigger is not in prison, he spends his free time "chillin' with his peeps", doing and selling drugs, listening to Rap, and juggling different women.
The Wigger lifestyle, has got to the worst on the planet. Nothing "Cool" can come from the ghetto, and why any suburban white boy would stoop to such a low level is beyond me.
by Metalhead83 October 24, 2011
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A person who's intolerant towards certain types of people, whether it's race, culture, religion, etc. In the late 20th century it became taboo to be a bigot and it's something alot of people keep to themselves now. But to me it's not such a big deal and I don't see what's so bad about it. Certain types of people make people think of them in a pessimistic way.
I'll admit that I'm a Bigot. I have never gotten along well with Blacks, Hispanics, and especially Wiggers. I just disagree with their entire way of life.
by Metalhead83 January 11, 2012
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A really cool fullsize 2 door SUV made by Dodge from 1974-1993. Popular with off roaders and rednecks. Designed to compete with the Ford Bronco and the Chevy Blazer/GMC Jimmy. However, big 2 Door SUVs were going out of style in the 90's and it's 70's body style was quite old fashioned by 1993. So Chrysler Co decided to quit making this model and focus on more modern soccer-mom mobiles.
Tyrone: I wish I still had my awesome '77 Dodge Ramcharger. That thing was great. Now I look like a pussy driving around in a '99 Dodge Durango.
Bill: Haha, thats a soccer-mom mobile. Go on to ebay and find another Ramcharger for sale.
by Metalhead83 August 26, 2011
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Fords first minivan. First introduced in 1986, it was built on a truck platform shared with the F-150 and had rear wheel drive and a 6 cyl engine. In 1989 a longer wheel based model was offered, as was 4WD in 1990, and in 1992 the front end was restyled with composite headlights, a new grill, and a drivers side airbag.

The bodystyle remained the same from the day it was introduced until it was axed in '97. Though popular at first with soccer moms in the 80's, it's chunky ugly body style got out-dated in the 90's. Alot of Aerostars built after '94 went to fleet companies.
My Mother had a '92 Ford Aerostar in the 90's, and as crappy as it was, it was roomy, comfortable, and could smoke a 4 banger Dodge Caravan anyday with it's 6 cyl.
by Metalhead83 November 9, 2011
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Probably one of the worst jobs ever, and one of the lowest paid. If you don't know the Delivery area by heart, or have a GPS in your car, you'll constantly get lost. Especially at night. Customers get pissed if you're late, sometimes people don't answer the door, and you'll never get good tips. It's a job you won't make any profit from. Most Pizza Delivery drivers have to use their own cars, and pay for their own gas. So whatever tips you do get, you'll end up spending them on gas. Washing dishes is another responsibility for drivers too, while they are waiting for their next delivery. Avoid this type of work for the sake of your own sanity.
Mark the Pizza Delivery driver makes 6 bucks an hour, and got lost on his way to some house in the middle of nowhere. But when he found it an hour later the people didn't even answer the door.
by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011
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Introduced in 1941, the Ninety-Eight was Oldsmobiles top of the line model and was a very stylish rear wheel drive land yacht up until the early 80's.

The fuel crisis pretty much doomed the Ninety-Eigh, and all large sedanst. Experimenting with Diesel engines proved problematic in the early 80's, so sales suffered. So in 1985 it was downsized to a front wheel drive generic design that looked like every other GM car at that time. 1991's bloated round restyle proved unpopular too and the model was axed in 1996, to be replaced by the Aurora.
You can probably find a 50's/60's/70's era Oldsmobile Ninety Eight on ebay for a good price. Many were driven by senior citizens when new, and were looked after.
by Metalhead83 January 5, 2012
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