Metalhead83's definitions

F.Y.E.

F.Y.E. stands for "For Your Entertainment". They sell new and used DVDs, CDs, Video Games, and also completely useless garbage that only an idiot would buy.

As of 2011 they are concentrating on Justin Beiber, and his face can be seen plastered on the majority of merchandise around entire stores, where it sits collecting dust.

Their music selection is not very impressive, as most of the music is new pop/rock and rap aimed at kids, so finding anything from 20 or 30 years ago is hard. Also, alot of the CD's and DVD's are extremely over priced.
Needless to say, it's no surprise they have closed alot of locations due to poor sales, and probably won't exist in another 5 years.

F.Y.E. sells CD's for $17.99, what a goddamn rip off, I could get them off of Amazon for 5 bucks. And who the hell needs a dusty pink pillow with Justin Biebers face on it?? No wonder they're slowly going out of business, lol.

by Metalhead83 October 24, 2011

cutlass ciera

A FWD midsize car made by Oldsmobile from 1982 to 1996.

Offered with a I4 or V6 engine. After it was introduced it quickly became Oldsmobiles sole focus and best selling model, and by the time they stopped making them the body style looked quite outdated. Throughout it's life the Ciera was a popular Granny mobile and Rental car. As boring as they looked, they have proven to be reliable. Many are still being driven today and make good beaters for teenagers.

Anthony: Hey I heard your Grandmother gave you her crappy Cutlass Ciera. What year is that thing, like an '84?

Mark: It's a '95 actually. I couldn't believe it. I don't care though, all I care about is that I got a set of wheels.

by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011

AMC Pacer

A compact car made by AMC from 1975-1980. Known for being the first small WIDE car, and it's bizarre styling. A wagon version was offered in 1977, but didn't do much to spur sales. The Pacer is probably AMC's last attempt at creating a whole new car, before they gave up to concentrate on Jeeps and the AMC Eagles.

The AMC Pacer was considered some what of a geek mobile during the 70's and 80's, but it was a tough reliable little car with unique styling.

by Metalhead83 November 22, 2011

wannabe slut

An attractive girl in her teens or 20's, that dresses in slutty sexy clothes showing off her figure and boobs, and has her hair and make up done perfect. But she is a virgin, hasn't done anything sexual and is too shy to bother talking about the subject. They are worse than women who are prick teasers, as these girls don't even talk with guys. Many can be found in High Schools. AVOID!!

Mike: Victoria is such a wannabe slut, she's sooo smoking hot but she's just to shy. She could be such a sex kitten if she wanted to be, but she won't even talk about it.
Frank: Yeah, if a chick can't talk the talk, why even bother to walk the walk, lol.

by Metalhead83 March 24, 2012

Pontiac Grand Prix

First appeared in 1962 as a full sized two door coupe, similar to the Bonneville. In 1969 it was moved to the mid-sized chassis shared with Chevy's Monte Carlo. Was given a re-style in 1973. Many would agree that 1962-1977 were the most stylish years for this personal luxury coupe. But it was down sized in 1978 to a boxy generic design which continued till 1988. Thats when the Grand Prix was redesigned as a Front Wheel Drive aero jelly bean on wheels. 4 Door models were offered, due to the declining popularity of personal luxury coupes. The Grand Prix lost it's uniqueness and was just another boring GM sedan. It was redesigned in 1997, and 2004, but still continued the same look until the Pontiac name was axed in 2009.

I don't know what GM were thinking in the 80's, but they turned the cool Pontiac Grand Prix into a boring crap box that looked the same as all their other cars.

by Metalhead83 December 6, 2011

Honda

A Jap brand of cars that arrived in the USA around 1970. Every model of car they have made has been a small boring crap box designed to get people from point A to Point B. Economy is the main factor. No outside styling is considered, as all Hondas look the same.

I cannot understand why everybody loves Honda, they are a total buzz kill, and all their cars are boring pieces of crap.

by Metalhead83 June 17, 2012

chevy chevette

A small boring 4 cylinder car made by Chevy from 1976-1987. This was the car for the ultimate cheapskate. It was meant to replace the Vega in the small car line up, but was still just as crappy. Mid 70's models included a "woodie" version with fake wood trim usually seen on stationwagons. And there was also a bare bones "scooter" version which didn't even have a backseat or a glove compartment. In 1979 the Chevette was given a minor face lift with square head lights, and it stayed the same until 1987 when it was replaced by the badge-engineered "Geo" brand of General Motors.

Kid1: I bet my little red wagon could go faster then then that crappy Chevy Chevette!!
Kid2: LMAO, I bet!! Even my Moms Pacer looks better then that crap box!!

by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011