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Introduced in 1941, the Ninety-Eight was Oldsmobiles top of the line model and was a very stylish rear wheel drive land yacht up until the early 80's.
The fuel crisis pretty much doomed the Ninety-Eigh, and all large sedanst. Experimenting with Diesel engines proved problematic in the early 80's, so sales suffered. So in 1985 it was downsized to a front wheel drive generic design that looked like every other GM car at that time. 1991's bloated round restyle proved unpopular too and the model was axed in 1996, to be replaced by the Aurora.
The fuel crisis pretty much doomed the Ninety-Eigh, and all large sedanst. Experimenting with Diesel engines proved problematic in the early 80's, so sales suffered. So in 1985 it was downsized to a front wheel drive generic design that looked like every other GM car at that time. 1991's bloated round restyle proved unpopular too and the model was axed in 1996, to be replaced by the Aurora.
You can probably find a 50's/60's/70's era Oldsmobile Ninety Eight on ebay for a good price. Many were driven by senior citizens when new, and were looked after.
by Metalhead83 January 6, 2012
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7th Heaven was just terrible. The blond haired kid Simon was a total twerp who'd get beaten up in real life. Lucy and Mary both dressed like skanks and wore way to much make up, and as for Ruthie she was an annoying brat who went the same way as her sisters as she grew up. I'm convinced the only good character was the family dog, haha.
by Metalhead83 May 9, 2012
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Mike: Victoria is such a wannabe slut, she's sooo smoking hot but she's just to shy. She could be such a sex kitten if she wanted to be, but she won't even talk about it.
Frank: Yeah, if a chick can't talk the talk, why even bother to walk the walk, lol.
Frank: Yeah, if a chick can't talk the talk, why even bother to walk the walk, lol.
by Metalhead83 March 24, 2012
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The AMC Pacer was considered some what of a geek mobile during the 70's and 80's, but it was a tough reliable little car with unique styling.
by Metalhead83 November 22, 2011
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If ya don't care about puking later on, then this place is for you!
If ya don't care about puking later on, then this place is for you!
Mark was very hungry after his night of boozing so he went to International House of Pancakes. There his pancakes were served to him soggy and undercooked and his sausages charred black by the stoned 18 year old Mexican cook.
by Metalhead83 October 6, 2011
Get the International House of Pancakes mug.F.Y.E. stands for "For Your Entertainment". They sell new and used DVDs, CDs, Video Games, and also completely useless garbage that only an idiot would buy.
As of 2011 they are concentrating on Justin Beiber, and his face can be seen plastered on the majority of merchandise around entire stores, where it sits collecting dust.
Their music selection is not very impressive, as most of the music is new pop/rock and rap aimed at kids, so finding anything from 20 or 30 years ago is hard. Also, alot of the CD's and DVD's are extremely over priced.
Needless to say, it's no surprise they have closed alot of locations due to poor sales, and probably won't exist in another 5 years.
As of 2011 they are concentrating on Justin Beiber, and his face can be seen plastered on the majority of merchandise around entire stores, where it sits collecting dust.
Their music selection is not very impressive, as most of the music is new pop/rock and rap aimed at kids, so finding anything from 20 or 30 years ago is hard. Also, alot of the CD's and DVD's are extremely over priced.
Needless to say, it's no surprise they have closed alot of locations due to poor sales, and probably won't exist in another 5 years.
F.Y.E. sells CD's for $17.99, what a goddamn rip off, I could get them off of Amazon for 5 bucks. And who the hell needs a dusty pink pillow with Justin Biebers face on it?? No wonder they're slowly going out of business, lol.
by Metalhead83 October 24, 2011
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Offered with a I4 or V6 engine. After it was introduced it quickly became Oldsmobiles sole focus and best selling model, and by the time they stopped making them the body style looked quite outdated. Throughout it's life the Ciera was a popular Granny mobile and Rental car. As boring as they looked, they have proven to be reliable. Many are still being driven today and make good beaters for teenagers.
Offered with a I4 or V6 engine. After it was introduced it quickly became Oldsmobiles sole focus and best selling model, and by the time they stopped making them the body style looked quite outdated. Throughout it's life the Ciera was a popular Granny mobile and Rental car. As boring as they looked, they have proven to be reliable. Many are still being driven today and make good beaters for teenagers.
Anthony: Hey I heard your Grandmother gave you her crappy Cutlass Ciera. What year is that thing, like an '84?
Mark: It's a '95 actually. I couldn't believe it. I don't care though, all I care about is that I got a set of wheels.
Mark: It's a '95 actually. I couldn't believe it. I don't care though, all I care about is that I got a set of wheels.
by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011
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