Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Merkin

goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.

Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot

by Merkin March 23, 2005

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel. See also fup

I don't understand how that girl can be so skinny and yet still have a total fish bowl

by Merkin March 24, 2005

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 6, 2007

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)

Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?

by Merkin March 24, 2005

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

by Merkin October 1, 2005

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

by Merkin March 24, 2005