Meredith's definitions

shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl

ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards

by meredith May 13, 2005

plumpkin-in it

a guy takin a shit, smokin a blunt, and gettin head at the same time

little johnny was plumpkinin it.. gettin blazed as fuck while susie sucked him off as he took a shit.

by MEREDITH February 22, 2004

blooty

to "blooty" means to blow your nose. this word comes from the ancient scottish word "blootegh," meaning the same thing.

I need to blooty!

by Meredith May 10, 2004

funky

I would like to define funky fashion. Funky fasion is not people who follow the trends, but may use the trends to their advantage in a certain outfit. People who are funky do not define themselves by the store that they shop in nor do the discriminate against any certain store. Funky fashion is not limited to just Lisa Turtle, or Screech but could be a mixture of the entire Saved by the Bell cast. Funky can be a mixture of thrift store and name brand, lacy and leather, a simple gold bracelet and a huge plastic pink one, matching or unmatching, a ton of jewlry or none, classy and trashy. Being funky is about taking risks, and not being afraid to get a stare or two from people who wish they could be as funky as you. Funky is about color or a lack thereof, but funky is never about boring.

I love Cameron's funky outfit, those sparkley leg warmers with those classic jeans are just the right touch.

by Meredith October 7, 2004

cock it

cock it really means fuck it but if u don't want to use fuck it use cock it.

Shaun of the dead
Ed(while playing a pinball game) "ah cock it"

by Meredith March 15, 2005

velu

a cheerful feeling of calmness, content.
or
-ultimately low emissions vehicle-backwards...but it still sounds nice dont it?

hello little penguin, your flappy wings make you appear so velu in the cool sunshine.

by meredith January 13, 2004

Douche

noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.

adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it

noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."

adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"

by Meredith November 19, 2003