Pirate

A term referring to 1700's sea-raiders who disturbingly enough were mostly homosexuals because of mostly all men crews.

"Yarrg" said the pirate. "My you sure are a homosexual." replied Johnny.

by Merchant April 30, 2006

Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Chinared

See chicom. synonym: Red Chinese. It also can just refer to the anything Chinese and communist.

Norinco, a Chinared firearms manufacture is notorious for stealing already made and copyright protected designs of other guns, renaming them, and selling them, despite that they do not have permission from the designers. Such stolen designs include: the AKM, M1 Garand, M16, M4, M14, Remington M870, Uzi, Beretta, all sig sauer pistols, RPK, G3A3,svd dragunov, etc etc etc etc etc

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Blue

An alien much like the Greys (aka Zeta Reticulins) who usually accompanies Greys on their abductions and have blue skin as apposed to Reticulins' gray skin, have round black eyes as apposed to sideways seed-shaped, and usually wear burlap-like cloaks.

"Strieber describes, with out actually using the term Blue, what the Blues look like and he claims they smell like plain cinnamon and wet cardboard"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Cap

To shoot someone in the head. To be capped is to be shot in the head.

"He turned around and fired his Smith and Wesson M-76 submachine gun from the hip, capping the ski-masked criminal with several rounds of 9mm Parabellum and causing his head to blast apart like a fleshy can of cherry soda."

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Shabalakhan

Shabalakhan is what Rolf on Ed, Edd, and Eddy yelled when jumping to attack Eddy with a shoe when he thought he was a giant insect in his basement.

"What is it?" "It's so gross!" "Knarely!" "Rolf will get the ravenous creature, SHABALAKHAN!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

UMP

A 9mmparabellum and .45ACP caliber submachinegun manufactured by Heckler & Koch, Germany. Also the sound Ted Kennedy makes if you knee him in the scrotum.

THWACK! "UMP!" Bingo!

by Merchant August 31, 2005