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Standing for "Light Anti-Armor Weapon" the L.A.W M72 disposable rocket launcher utilizes a 66mm rocket and has been used with United States military forces since 1961 and modernized versions such as the L.A.W M72A7 are now currently in service.
"John aimed the L.A.W at the UFO and waited for it to ascend to his liking then fired sending the Reticulins inside to a fiery death."
by Merchant August 05, 2005

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The world famous inventor of the MAC-10 and MAC-11 submachine gun series.
"Gordon B. Ingram invented the MAC-10 submachine gun as well as the MAC-11, as well as a few other short-lived designs."
by Merchant August 05, 2005

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Shabalakhan is what Rolf on Ed, Edd, and Eddy yelled when jumping to attack Eddy with a shoe when he thought he was a giant insect in his basement.
"What is it?" "It's so gross!" "Knarely!" "Rolf will get the ravenous creature, SHABALAKHAN!"
by Merchant August 06, 2005

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What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.
"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"
by Merchant August 06, 2005

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A terrorist organization in the first Time Crisis Playstation One game.
"The symbol on the door was obviously the mark of Kantaris, so I slid a new mag into my Socom .45ACP before opening the door..."
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It is the term used when someone is sent into exile to Mexico. Mexile. Can also be a verb.
"HAHAHAHA!!! OHHHH! JOHNNY GOT MEXILED!!! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
by Merchant August 07, 2005

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Also known as a Grey, these aliens have large upsidedown-seed shaped heads, black slanted seed-shaped eyes, tiny slits for mouths, usually no nose or nostrils, tend to be about three and a half feet tall, communicate through telepathy, and tend to reportedly smell like plain cinnamon and wet cardboard. They are called Reticulins because they supposedly come from the Zeta Reticuli star systems.
The Reticulin seemed to move slowly so the Sarge took his chances and cracked a heavy baseball bat over its head, snapping its neck and crushing its skull.
by Merchant August 06, 2005

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