Merchant's definitions

Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Chicom

Short for Chinese Communist and sometimes Chinese Communications (military intel, not normal language), and also widely used in military terms to describe something Chinese such as a Type-56 assault rifle or a Chicom Bag and sometimes in general to things which pertain to asian communism. Chicom originated out of the Vietnam War and was first used as slang for tiny burlap bags or packets which usually contained Chinese, NVA, or Vietcong made communist propaganda as well as intel, ammo, food, medical supplies, etc.

Private Steve:"These chicom rations taste like rat shit..." Sargeant Wilko: "That chicom ration IS rat shit... your eating a can filled with it you moron!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Kantaris

A terrorist organization in the first Time Crisis Playstation One game.

"The symbol on the door was obviously the mark of Kantaris, so I slid a new mag into my Socom .45ACP before opening the door..."

by Merchant August 31, 2005

donkey porker

Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.

"What a donkey porker you are, Hanley!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Blue

An alien much like the Greys (aka Zeta Reticulins) who usually accompanies Greys on their abductions and have blue skin as apposed to Reticulins' gray skin, have round black eyes as apposed to sideways seed-shaped, and usually wear burlap-like cloaks.

"Strieber describes, with out actually using the term Blue, what the Blues look like and he claims they smell like plain cinnamon and wet cardboard"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Parisian Whore

An insulting term partaining to French-speaking women. Particularly ones from Paris but also can relate to all French speaking women.

"Look at that discusting moustached Parisian Whore over there, OH JESUS!! It's looking this way! RUN!!!!!!!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Reticulin

Also known as a Grey, these aliens have large upsidedown-seed shaped heads, black slanted seed-shaped eyes, tiny slits for mouths, usually no nose or nostrils, tend to be about three and a half feet tall, communicate through telepathy, and tend to reportedly smell like plain cinnamon and wet cardboard. They are called Reticulins because they supposedly come from the Zeta Reticuli star systems.

The Reticulin seemed to move slowly so the Sarge took his chances and cracked a heavy baseball bat over its head, snapping its neck and crushing its skull.

by Merchant August 31, 2005