Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Meg

widget

A small purple alien shapeshifter from the early 1990's tv show, "Widget the Wolrd Watcher"

Widget comes on too f'ing early in the morning!!

by Meg May 6, 2004

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windows

A piece of glass you can open when it gets too hot outside. Come on people

Open the window, it's hot as hell in here

by meg February 15, 2004

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A small city of about 45000 people. Lacks culture and diversity. Inhabited almost exclusively by yuppies and middle-class tech geeks. Every housewife drives a massive SUV, which of course not a single one of them can park properly. The teenagers are desperate for attention, worthwhile activities, or excitement. Overall Kanata is pretty homogenious, not in colour, but in attitude. For example, there is a small African-Canadian minoirty in Kanata but they act, dress and speak like the rest of the suburbanite drones. Avoid Kanata, it took me 22 yeahs to extricate myself from that mindless dungheap.

The only real crime in Kanata is vandalism, although joyriding is on the rise. I mean, in a place with thousands of mini-vans and SUVs just sitting around, or course some a going to get stolen.There is no culture to be found, their local theatre is a joke (plays are put on by the same cast, crew, and directors, and thus all blend into eachother).

by Meg May 13, 2005

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dagnamet

Light-heart expletive used on those occasions when you feel you should be troubled, but sadly, don't actually give a fuck.

"My poor fat ugly sister can't make it down for Cristmas this year, dagnamet!"

by Meg September 23, 2003

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My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

by Meg April 15, 2004

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