Me 's definitions

AARP

A book of things for old people to purchase to make their retarted children to do more work for them. Ie: weelchairs, sinks, bathtub surrounds.

I need an AARP book, that kitchen sink is leaking and I don't have enough money to get a new one instauled.

by Me May 13, 2005

Metrosexual

When a straight guy is so in touch with his feminine side, that while at bars, gay men walk up to buy him a drink, and he says, "Thank-ya SHORTAY"

"He is so metrosexual. He has macked his girl, and all the guys dont know it yet. They all think he is waiting for them."

by me October 24, 2003

bloody thorns

an awsome band with awsome people in it that everyone should love....THEY KICK ASS!!!

listen or die!!

by ME March 13, 2004

stang

ugly and/or skanky female, commonly found in locations such as the Mall, waring track pants and too-big mens hoodies. Often (read always) smokes, and is apt to get pregnant at age 16.

"Oi you dirty stang, piss of outa my mall"

by me September 26, 2004

qat

some shrub Africans get high off

let's chew some qat and play Scrabble

by me September 7, 2003

chippy

One with a chip in the tooth; one who acts gay or annoying

Shut up, Chippy

by Me March 28, 2003

aquafina

vodka

It came from putting vodka in empty aquafina bottles.

I've got some aquafina in my bag.

by me June 15, 2004