by me July 19, 2002
A book of things for old people to purchase to make their retarted children to do more work for them. Ie: weelchairs, sinks, bathtub surrounds.
I need an AARP book, that kitchen sink is leaking and I don't have enough money to get a new one instauled.
by Me May 13, 2005
When a straight guy is so in touch with his feminine side, that while at bars, gay men walk up to buy him a drink, and he says, "Thank-ya SHORTAY"
"He is so metrosexual. He has macked his girl, and all the guys dont know it yet. They all think he is waiting for them."
by me October 24, 2003
An anual holiday celebrated in Canada on January 14th. It's to remember how free the people of this nation are.
by Me September 12, 2003
by Me June 24, 2004
Deist: "it stands to reason that if we just make it all up as we go along then we can own niggers and institute tyranny more easily"
Thomas Paine was a cocksucking faggot.
by me March 21, 2005