Me's definitions

Smashing Pumpkins

What i feel like doing when people have to add that they hate rap (for false reasons) when talking about a rock band. Rap isnt only about shooting and pimping. Stop watching MTV and then get a better idea of what rap is.

"I hate rap. Its only about guns and prostitutes. The Pumpkins are awesome."
"Yes they are, but youre still a dickhead."

by me January 24, 2005

yankees

The heart of baseball. As long as the Yankees keep winning, we know baseball isn't dead yet. Baseball is dying, and the yankees are there when we need them the most. Baseball was meant for these guys. If you're a hater, well I respect freedom of speech, but still, unless you're a Red Sox fan you're probably only jealous that they've had some of the best baseball players of all-time and 26 World Championships.

Yankees are the reason why the American League has won 17 more World Championships than the National League.

As long as the Yankees keep winning, Baseball is still alive.

Ever since they changed their franchise name/city from the Baltimore Orioles to the New York Yankees in 1903, the Yankees have done what they were meant for.

by me July 22, 2004

Michael Vick

An above average passer combined with a great runner equaling a good quarterback.

"Michael Vick is a pretty amazing quarterback!"

by me February 13, 2005

lfpos

The name of my computer.

Stands for: Little Fucking Piece of Shit

Often gets called this when courseworks due and the mother fucking printer decides it's gonna fuck me around.

Me says: work you Little Fucking Piece of Shit, print out my fucking document! biatch

by Me March 7, 2004

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003

blink182

only the greatest band to ever walk the face of the earth!

blink 182 is the best band ever

by me August 18, 2004

llello

white powder from the coca plant. ssame thing as cocaine, coke, blow, yayo.

hey you clown, if you didn't snort so much llello, perhaps you would know the word "linguistically," and not be a total dumbass by saying "linguilly" and committing the same fallacy that you are criticising everyone else for. dumbass lelloed idiot.

by me October 3, 2004