Me's definitions

uma

To beat someone up. From Uma Thurman's character on Kill Bill.

I'm gunna uma you after school

by me May 13, 2005

deism

Deist: "it stands to reason that if we just make it all up as we go along then we can own niggers and institute tyranny more easily"

Thomas Paine was a cocksucking faggot.

by me March 21, 2005

lolol

duh u tards^^^. its laugh out loud online. its dumb but holy crap u ppl are dumb, w00t !

me:i killed ur mom
nerd loser:lolol

by me March 22, 2005

Quaker

Completely, insanely awesome.

tom: "man this party is insane"
mark: "yeah dude, it's so quaker"

by me May 13, 2005

spastics

A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!

Big up the spastic crew massive

by me May 13, 2005

awkward

1. Ungraceful; ungainly.
2. Clumsily or unskillfully performed.
3. Marked by or causing embarrassment or discomfort.

As Josh awkwardly walked to the bathroom he tripped over a book and two different TV cables, then stepped on a bag of chips and someone's hand. In the bathroom he tripped over the edge of a tile, fell headfirst into the toilet, and drowned.

by me March 24, 2005

smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

by Me March 24, 2005