Me's definitions

bacne

acne of le back. see also chacne (acne of the chest), shacne (acne of the shoulder) and lacne (acne of the legs

"She could be a total babe if she didnt have that shit load of bacne"
"yeah i know, pop that shit!!"

by me May 13, 2005

kairos

A seemingly sacred word. Only discussed amongst those who have experienced it. Any mention of it around a non-Kairos person will provoke hysteria from some.

"Hey how cool is that how on Kairos you..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP - JIMBO HASNT GONE YET!"
"Alright, alright, calm your religious ass down."

by me January 29, 2005

garage queen

opposite of trailer queen

Cars that are so close to being finished, but no one ever gets around to doing the work to get them running.

Matt's car is such a garage queen, it's been in the shop for like 6 months.

by ME June 18, 2004

Erie

The mistake by the lake. The snow capital of the world. Where schools never cancel classes and no one is surprised if the temp changes from 100 degrees to negative 20 in 4 hours. The adults are all either really sheltered or mega whacked out. Kids start drinking, smoking, and f*cking in elementary school. And you can find a bag of pot easier than you can spot a car. You might live in the city but have 3 farms in a mile radius. Nick Scott is a known hated monopolist. If you go to college, you are probably either a science or communications major. If you once went to college, chances are you did drugs or drank every day, all day, for years, and still do. The millcreek mall and the dollar theater were the coolest places to hang growing up, and the penninsula was so awesome with its nasty shit infested water. If you ever want to see the most messed up city in all the world, come here.

Erie, PA received 10 feet of snow today and nothing closed down except the plowing companies.

by ME March 15, 2005

incest

When the family gets bored and decides to "experiment around" with one another.

My mommie and daddie are brother and sister so i have 13 toes.

by me December 24, 2003

Trail of Tears

Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.

When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...

by me May 15, 2006

pants

head gear

its now a law to wear pants while motorcycling

by me December 6, 2003