Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

by Me April 20, 2005

F-P-D

Fattty Pimpin Daddy

F-P-D is cool

by me August 03, 2003

filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

by Me November 06, 2002

level 27

clothing line designed by billy martin.....<3<3 i love him

wow, that level 27 shirt you are wearing is really cool. Didn't billy martin design that? hes soooo talented!

by me May 27, 2003

to be snape'd

When one is insulted in such a clever and snarky way that they have no comeback.
Inspired by Character on HP and all his Snarky ways...damn he's sexy...

*Hey, move it, your in my way!*
*Myabe I wouldn't have to move if your ASS wasn't so huge...*

OOHHH! You've been Snape'd bitch!

by Me July 26, 2004

masonry

A form of something put in a mason jar.
See "Mason Jar"

John:OMG yesterday i put masonry in my mason jar!
Jill: OMG me too!
John: wtf? wats mason jar?
Jill: Go look it up u asshole wtf do i look like? a whore?

by Me November 20, 2004

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003