Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!
Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!
Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!
by McHesp June 12, 2018
Get the Gurtmug. Something so terrible that it's incredible.
The act of being terrible and incredible at the same time.
The act of being terrible and incredible at the same time.
Person 1: "I know I'm 70 years old, but I've never seen the moon out in the day time."
Person 2: "It's so increterrible how amazing your observation skills are. Facepalm"
Person 2: "It's so increterrible how amazing your observation skills are. Facepalm"
by McHesp May 31, 2018
Get the increterriblemug. by McHesp August 6, 2020
Get the Sowsemug. by McHesp August 1, 2020
Get the Geauxgurtmug. /ˈtäm brä/
noun
A young lady who enjoys beer pong, living in a messy apartment, drinking out of red plastic cups, burping in public, knowing everything about football, enjoys partying (especially college parties), expressing how much she loves partying, wearing the same clothes twice, calling other young males "bruh", and other activities normally associated with bruhs. The one interesting trait of tombruh's is how physically alluring they are. A young lady labelled a "tombruh" could easily be a supermodel when she dresses for the occasion.
noun
A young lady who enjoys beer pong, living in a messy apartment, drinking out of red plastic cups, burping in public, knowing everything about football, enjoys partying (especially college parties), expressing how much she loves partying, wearing the same clothes twice, calling other young males "bruh", and other activities normally associated with bruhs. The one interesting trait of tombruh's is how physically alluring they are. A young lady labelled a "tombruh" could easily be a supermodel when she dresses for the occasion.
Bruh1: Bruh, Maddy is fucking hot!
Bruh2: I know bruh! I would date her if she wasn't such a tombruh. She always beats me at beer pong and flip cup. Plus she's kicking my ass at fantasy football bruh! F*ck that bruh!
Bruh1: She's basically one of us bruh! But hot!
Bruh2: Bruh!
Bruh2: I know bruh! I would date her if she wasn't such a tombruh. She always beats me at beer pong and flip cup. Plus she's kicking my ass at fantasy football bruh! F*ck that bruh!
Bruh1: She's basically one of us bruh! But hot!
Bruh2: Bruh!
by McHesp November 20, 2019
Get the Tombruhmug. A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."
Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
by McHesp August 1, 2020
Get the Me-O-Metermug. Guy 1: Farts
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."
by McHesp July 31, 2020
Get the Taco Shalemug.