Age Spots

Brownish splotches on a cougar's skin resembling cancerous freckles. Most often caused by many years of fake baking.
John: Travis this is Lisa, she is Keri's Friend.

Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.

John: And...

Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.
by McDoh! November 29, 2009
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Goo-doh!

The theory that no matter what you Google Image Search, the search will always return at least one naked person.
Travis: Why did John get fired?

Nick: He Google Image Searched "Thai Spicy Chicken" and it returned a bunch of pictures of women pleasing chickens.

Travis: Goo-doh!
by McDoh! June 11, 2009
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