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Definitions by McDaddy's Big Patties

High School

A failed government experiment to hold small children and gorillas in the same building.
Everybody hates you, everyone is waiting to spit on you and throw rocks at you.
People who enjoy High School usually end up homeless.

Family Guy 

A 1999 sitcom television series created by Seth MacFarlane which features a variety of redesigned and renamed Simpsons characters making pop-culture references in plots so mundane, the writers get bored and interject gags which have no relevance to plot.
A larger version of Detroit located in Europe/Asia.
My vacation to Russia was just okay. Putin was nice though.
Russia by McDaddy's Big Patties March 13, 2019
A state inhabited almost entirely by Mormons.
There are a lot of Mormons in Utah.
Utah by McDaddy's Big Patties March 13, 2019
An internet "meme" originating from a video showcasing audio clips of both the Family Guy character Joe Swanson greeting his neighbor, Peter Griffin, as well as Swanson screaming enthusiastically while witnessing an action film featuring Steven Segal, as shown in the Family Guy episode "E. Peterbus Unum". This is combined with visuals from a cutaway gag in the Family Guy episode "Foreign Affairs", in which Joe Swanson replaces the protagonist of "American Dad" in a reenactment of the show's opening.
Hey Beter. Hey Beter. Hey Beter.

What in tarnation!?

An exclamatory phrase often utilized by those originating in the Southern United States, often having equivalence to "What the heck?"

Steamed Hams

The regionally appropriate term for "hamburgers" in Albany, New York.
Though phrased as "steamed", a steamed ham is typically grilled, and served on a platter often containing more than a quarter dozen of the aforementioned dish and various french fries.
Not to be confused with "steamed clams", a similarly phrased dish which can often be mistaken for steamed hams.
Oh, no, I said, “steamed hams.” That’s what I call hamburgers.