Mayuura's definitions

iowa dc

a male individual who owes a female individual dollars
and cents.

In court, judges are usually more lenient with perpetrators
who confess "iowa dc." They refer the aforementioned
perp to an economist so he may gain knowledge on how
to manage dollars and cents.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

tsunami

Donald Trump of the seas.

Tsunamis are good for DT. Inlands
become beach front property and new
condos can litter the islands.

by Mayuura December 2, 2007

heijinged

You have been downsized and down trodden because the wiggly jigglies you have been making are now outsourced to China.

Hey Joe, how come, you in Starbucks at this hour. Cute new barista?

Nah, my company was heijinged. Our wiggly jigglies are now made in China!

by Mayuura December 2, 2007

up...your ante

an unconscious(sic) desire for social intercourse
with a relative.

DON´T!! If you´re planning to up...your ante or for that matter anyone else´s ante think twice. You could be arrested for incest.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

ripple effect

is caused by a bunch of kleptomaniacs
in a store, ripping off the same item.
Store owners get nervous as it puts
their customers under duress.

'xcuse me, can´t find the condoms.
what aisle please?"
"Sorry maam, we're out of them. We had
a problem yesterday...you know, hmm the ripple effect.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

at the end of the day...

night fall when creatures great and small rest.

"...Was about 8 am when she stormed out. At the end of the day...it is her life."

"Did you say 8 am? No way - that´s not the end of the day!"

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

blonger

A blogger spreading discreditable news about his fellow bloggers - out of pure envy of course.

A blonger is like a war/power monger. Perhaps he
can´t help himself. Suffers from some kind of personality
disorder.

by Mayuura December 2, 2007