Mayuura's definitions

dlog

The place to look if you´re hell bent on getting
little Goo Goog Lee designer wear. All kinds of K9s are represented in dlogs.

Every time you click -- there is some dlogger or other who insists you check out his dlog - because he has just uploaded 3 dozen 'cute' pics of his pooch.

by Mayuura December 2, 2007

bitchual

any ritual that becomes oppressive - where you have to be present or else...

Thanksgiving time - another bitchual with the in-laws.

by Mayuura December 1, 2007

ripple effect

is caused by a bunch of kleptomaniacs
in a store, ripping off the same item.
Store owners get nervous as it puts
their customers under duress.

'xcuse me, can´t find the condoms.
what aisle please?"
"Sorry maam, we're out of them. We had
a problem yesterday...you know, hmm the ripple effect.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

leaving will

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.

CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

blonger

A blogger spreading discreditable news about his fellow bloggers - out of pure envy of course.

A blonger is like a war/power monger. Perhaps he
can´t help himself. Suffers from some kind of personality
disorder.

by Mayuura December 2, 2007

blogbusted

A blogger whose ranking plummets.

"His blog ranking was among the top 10. What happened -
he´s no. 99 now."

He got blogbusted!

by Mayuura December 2, 2007

at the end of the day...

night fall when creatures great and small rest.

"...Was about 8 am when she stormed out. At the end of the day...it is her life."

"Did you say 8 am? No way - that´s not the end of the day!"

by Mayuura December 3, 2007