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Definitions by Mayuura

a male individual who owes a female individual dollars
and cents.
In court, judges are usually more lenient with perpetrators
who confess "iowa dc." They refer the aforementioned
perp to an economist so he may gain knowledge on how
to manage dollars and cents.
iowa dc by Mayuura December 3, 2007

bar-rister 

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.
Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
bar-rister by Mayuura December 3, 2007

up...your ante

an unconscious(sic) desire for social intercourse
with a relative.
DON´T!! If you´re planning to up...your ante or for that matter anyone else´s ante think twice. You could be arrested for incest.
up...your ante by Mayuura December 3, 2007

leaving will 

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.
CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.
leaving will by Mayuura December 3, 2007

blogbusted

A blogger whose ranking plummets.
"His blog ranking was among the top 10. What happened -
he´s no. 99 now."

He got blogbusted!
blogbusted by Mayuura December 2, 2007
A blogger spreading discreditable news about his fellow bloggers - out of pure envy of course.
A blonger is like a war/power monger. Perhaps he
can´t help himself. Suffers from some kind of personality
disorder.
blonger by Mayuura December 2, 2007
The place to look if you´re hell bent on getting
little Goo Goog Lee designer wear. All kinds of K9s are represented in dlogs.
Every time you click -- there is some dlogger or other who insists you check out his dlog - because he has just uploaded 3 dozen 'cute' pics of his pooch.
dlog by Mayuura December 2, 2007