by Maxwell December 17, 2004

by Maxwell October 15, 2006

Were affixin to go to the store.
by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.
by Maxwell February 21, 2005

by Maxwell December 17, 2004

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
by Maxwell December 20, 2003

What did Uncle Pierre say to the French armed forces in world war 2? He said, "I Want You, To Run From The Enemy"
by Maxwell August 22, 2004
