Nachos

by Maxwell December 17, 2004
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fart

Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.
The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.
by Maxwell October 15, 2006
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affixin

Hillbilly for getting ready to do something, to prepare, to plan.
Were affixin to go to the store.
by Maxwell March 23, 2004
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Low Crime Neighborhood

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.
by Maxwell February 21, 2005
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Axed

Jerome axed his mother for some money to go to the store.
by Maxwell December 17, 2004
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Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.
by Maxwell December 20, 2003
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Uncle Pierre

From the gutless country of France, it is there version of our Uncle Sam.
What did Uncle Pierre say to the French armed forces in world war 2? He said, "I Want You, To Run From The Enemy"
by Maxwell August 22, 2004
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