Definitions by Maxwell

High Crime Neighborhood 

Any African American neighborhood. This is not an offensive statement, just a truthful one.

To avoid being the victim of a crime, I steer clear of high crime neighborhoods.

High Crime Neighborhood by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Low Crime Neighborhood 

Any neighborhood where Europeans (White People) live.

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.

Low Crime Neighborhood by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Silence Of The Lambs 

It’s not a movie. It’s something that happens when a hillbilly walks into a barn.

Self-explanatory if you use your imagination.

Silence Of The Lambs by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Mexican Fortune Cookie 

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.

Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.

Mexican Fortune Cookie by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Revenue Collector 

Any police officer that writes traffic tickets. Most communities use revenue collectors and traffic court judges to shakedown motorists for money. It is not about enforcing the law, but collecting revenue for the city or town where the ticket was issued.

The state of Illinois passed the seatbelt law. This law allows revenue collectors to write more traffic tickets thus generating more revenue for there communities.

Revenue Collector by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Ca 

A New York pronunciation for the word car.

My ca was towed last night by the New York City police for illegal parking at Times Square.

Ca by Maxwell January 23, 2005

Birfday 

An African American word for birthday.

Natasha gave birf to her 3rd child on her 17th birfday.

Birfday by Maxwell January 18, 2005