Maxwell's definitions

iz

African American ghetto spelling for the word is.

I Iz a muttafuckka.
Yoo Iz a muttafuckka.
Dey Iz muttafuckkas.

by Maxwell October 20, 2004

Taco Jockey

Slang term for a Mexican.

Those fuckin Taco Jockeys come to this country and refuse to learn the English language.

by Maxwell September 27, 2003

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

by Maxwell December 20, 2003