Low Crime Neighborhood

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.
by Maxwell February 22, 2005
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iz

I Iz a muttafuckka.
Yoo Iz a muttafuckka.
Dey Iz muttafuckkas.
by Maxwell October 21, 2004
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Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)
My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.
by Maxwell March 24, 2004
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Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 15, 2005
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fart

Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.
The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.
by Maxwell September 25, 2003
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Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.
John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.
by Maxwell July 04, 2004
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telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.
I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.
by Maxwell June 30, 2004
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