Maxwell's definitions

Uncle Pierre

From the gutless country of France, it is there version of our Uncle Sam.

What did Uncle Pierre say to the French armed forces in world war 2? He said, "I Want You, To Run From The Enemy"

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

Monicaudo

A cigar inserted into the vagina of a white house intern named Monica. Popularized by our former president Bill Clinton. (Not to be confused with Macanudo cigars.)

The creation of the Monicaudo cigar occurred in the White House Oval Office.

by Maxwell March 16, 2005

fart

Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.

The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.

by Maxwell October 15, 2006

cb radio jive

The incoherent language spoken by African Americans on the CB radio that can be understood only by another fellow African American CB radio user.

sounding to a White person, "Bla Wa Na Wab Bla Bla Wa Na Bleb Dab Wab Dod Nob Bla Bla Bla Da Mutta Fuckka Dare Brake Brake"

by Maxwell June 27, 2004

Oreo Cookie Girl

A White female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two African American males.

Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

High Crime Neighborhood

Any African American neighborhood. This is not an offensive statement, just a truthful one.

To avoid being the victim of a crime, I steer clear of high crime neighborhoods.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004