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Definitions by Maxhole

congressmonkey

Congressmonkey (kon gres tard) NOUN. A member of the U.S. Congress noted for primitive beliefs and behavior.
Tom Tancredo was endorsed by the "pro white" Council for Conservative Citizens and Marilyn Musgrave was endorsed by the KKK. They want to jail all gays and illegal immigrants. These congressmonkeys are proof men descended from apes. And not very far, in some cases.
congressmonkey by Maxhole June 19, 2009
cutickle (kyoo ti kul) NOUN. A particle of cuteness.
Babies and kittens are composed mainly of cutickles, a newly discovered subatomic particle with no weight and strong attractive power at short distances.
cutickle by Maxhole June 19, 2009

declarify 

declarify (de klair if eye) VERB. To explain something so badly that it becomes meaningless.
Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.
declarify by Maxhole June 19, 2009

disinfotard 

disinfotard (diss in fo tard) NOUN. A person so gullible they believe every lie they hear.
You actually believed Iraq attacked us on 9/11? You are such a disinfotard.
disinfotard by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Beeotchistan 

Beeotchistan (bee otch iss tan) NOUN. The native country of the Beeotchi people, who arrive in our land with the full Moon, or a traffic ticket, and depart whenever they damned well feel like it.
She invited me over to fuck, but when I got there, she gutted me and ripped me to bloody rags like she was some starving refugee from Beeotchistan.
Beeotchistan by Maxhole June 19, 2009
dodograph (doh doh graf) NOUN. A stupid photograph, or a picture made using obsolete technology, such as Daguerrotype or Polaroid SX-70. From the extinct bird, "dodo" and "photograph."
I found a shot of my brother with his '70s hair, bell bottom jeans, a big, poofy down jacket and the best thing about it is that it's a genuine Polaroid dodograph.
dodograph by Maxhole June 19, 2009
squorp (skworp) NOUN. The squishing, bubbling sound of a boot pulled from a mudhole.
"Every few seconds the sow would shudder and 'squorp,' out would pop another piglet like a melon seed.
squorp by Maxhole June 18, 2009