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hicktatorship (hik tay ter ship) NOUN.
1. A dictatorship run by country bumpkins and rural dolts.
2. The George W. Bush Presidency.
3. Miserable failure.
1. A dictatorship run by country bumpkins and rural dolts.
2. The George W. Bush Presidency.
3. Miserable failure.
When that gang of arrogant yahoos took over the White House and trashed the Constitution, they turned the U.S. into a hicktatorship.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the hicktatorship mug.Scambodia (skam bo dee uh) NOUN. Any place famous for its con men and hustlers, where everybody is trying to cheat you and nobody is honest.
Yeah, I been to New York.
You'll be shocked to find Manhattan is a big machine designed to take money out of your pockets. Only place I ever saw a drive-by stabbing. Cops didn't even want to talk to the witnesses. Too busy taking bribes, I guess.
The girl I went with worked for Robert, a conman who grifted kids going to Europe out of their ticket money. When they tried to make him give it back, he'd have them arrested. Real sweet guy. And he's still in business, 20 years later. I wonder who he's paying off.
They oughta rename it Scambodia.
You'll be shocked to find Manhattan is a big machine designed to take money out of your pockets. Only place I ever saw a drive-by stabbing. Cops didn't even want to talk to the witnesses. Too busy taking bribes, I guess.
The girl I went with worked for Robert, a conman who grifted kids going to Europe out of their ticket money. When they tried to make him give it back, he'd have them arrested. Real sweet guy. And he's still in business, 20 years later. I wonder who he's paying off.
They oughta rename it Scambodia.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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Every time I listen to Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor I get all throbbery inside.
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Every time I listen to Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor I get all throbbery inside.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the throbbery mug.Did you hear the Supreme Court just ruled that convicts don't have a right to DNA testing, even if they pay for it themselves! What a bunch of gavelmonkeys!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the gavelmonkey mug.When Feinstein was a city supervisor, she got the mayor's job because he was assassinated.
While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.
Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.
She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.
She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.
While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.
Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.
She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.
She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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Get the facthole mug.Guantanamoron (gwan ta na mo ron) NOUN. Any murderer, rapist or torturer who claims they did not know that murder, rape and torture are illegal. Also, ‘Gitmoron.’ From the U.S. Army prison guards and CIA interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and “moron.”
I saw these burn marks on the kid's neck. So I asked him, "What happened? and he said, "I bad." The father had been burning his six-year-old with lit cigarettes. I confronted him and he said, "We do it all the time in my country." We got Child Protective Services on his ass and they locked up the Guantanamoron.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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