dodograph

dodograph (doh doh graf) NOUN. A stupid photograph, or a picture made using obsolete technology, such as Daguerrotype or Polaroid SX-70. From the extinct bird, "dodo" and "photograph."

I found a shot of my brother with his '70s hair, bell bottom jeans, a big, poofy down jacket and the best thing about it is that it's a genuine Polaroid dodograph.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

dronography

Dronography is the science, art and practice of creating durable images or video by recording light or other electromagnetic radiation by means of a drone flying around or above a certain scene

Dronography really gives u a new understanding of modern warfare

by F.Mr. Smith December 22, 2014

Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.

"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

Demography

The quantitative study of human populations in order to identify the influences on population growth and structure. All for futher development and advances in the future.

Teacher: This school is proven to be a failure through demography! I QUIT!
Tod: What the fuck demography dude?
Sonny: She's pretty much referring to us as a slacker community of unintellegent and unmotivated kids that shows through our schoolwork. Fuck her, she's insane anyway. Wanna go do some chronic?
Tod: Hell yes.

by Zackeryb March 18, 2007

dildographer

A name referd to the person who takes pictures of dildoes for marketing on the internet.

Dildoes sex toys rubber dong

The dildographer took some great pics of the new products

by Smart word guy December 18, 2016

Demographics

Another word referring to what your type is or what kind of person you're into.

From "Zack and Miri"
Brandon: You're not my demographics so I'm not offended.
Zack: What's your demographics?
Brandon:Do you like pussy?
Zack:I do!
Brandon: Then not you!!

by Alfred Miller September 15, 2009

Idiot Demographic

Media slang for daytime television's target audience. Nicknamed for the segment of the population appealed to by commercials running from about 10AM to 5PM. Ads tend to be from industries like for-profit schools (ITT Tech, DeVry), personal injury/tax lawyers (Roni Deutsch, Binder and Binder) and car insurance companies that work with DUIs and tickets (The General, Cost-U-Less). Getting bumped to this timeslot is either the death rattle or a sign of syndication for sitcoms.

"Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or it’s schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If you’re watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. You’re a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot. "
Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

"Jerry Springer just got bumped to the idiot demographic."

by SarajevoFixer1 April 23, 2010