Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Max Powers

40 oz express

a tit, specifically the one who pounds the skins. 40 oz express is an absent minded professor of the kit, and lives constanly in the shadow of his counterpart and mentor, johnny alternative. Has been known to drink excessively and the term lorry was born during one of his drinking binges.

40: "have you seen my keys, I can't find them"
Johnny: "no, I haven't. where are you going?"
40: "I have to go to Fox's. I think I left my wallet in there, but I can't find my keys"
Johnny: "Ha Ha Ha. You lost your keys, now you can't go look for your lost wallet. what a dick"
40: "You better shut the fuck up, or I'm going to lorry you.

by Max Powers January 24, 2004

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Get the 40 oz expressmug.

hefro

A fat black chick. The result of combining the words "heffer" and "negro".

"Run bitch! That fuckin' hefro is gonna eat us!"

by Max Powers January 19, 2004

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Get the hefromug.

knawmean

slang for "do you know what i mean"

i kinda feel like a burrito, knawmean?

by max powers March 22, 2003

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Get the knawmeanmug.

moted

short for demoted, popular in early 90's making a comeback.

(your friend gets shot down by a girl)"Damn homey you just got moted"

by max powers March 22, 2003

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Get the motedmug.

who dat is

term used by elementary school dropouts to ask "who is that"

have you met larry?
who dat is?

by max powers March 22, 2003

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Get the who dat ismug.

lorry

v. the act of beating the fuck out of one of your best friends because you are drunk and he is in love with you. Refers to a particularly severe beating. Has been shortened to mean beating the fuck out of someone who is mearly an acquaintance or beating the fuck out of someone in a situation where it would be wholly unexpected or inappropriate,

me: that guy was a fucking dickhead.
40: yea, he doesn't know how close he came to eating through a straw for the next six weeks. I was going to lorry that mother fucker.

by Max Powers January 24, 2004

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