Max Powers's definitions

moted

short for demoted, popular in early 90's making a comeback.

(your friend gets shot down by a girl)"Damn homey you just got moted"

by max powers March 22, 2003

Bella

word used as nickname by some citizens, branding the occupent of the nickname as a cheap dirty slut, who has been that way since only 11 or 12 years old. A younger version of the cum dumpster.

Guy A: Hey look at that chick, she sure looks young ay!
Guy B: yeah, but it looks lik shez been around, if u kno wat i mean! (wink)
Guy A(shouts): How bout u go die BELLA!!

by Max Powers March 28, 2005

40 oz express

a tit, specifically the one who pounds the skins. 40 oz express is an absent minded professor of the kit, and lives constanly in the shadow of his counterpart and mentor, johnny alternative. Has been known to drink excessively and the term lorry was born during one of his drinking binges.

40: "have you seen my keys, I can't find them"
Johnny: "no, I haven't. where are you going?"
40: "I have to go to Fox's. I think I left my wallet in there, but I can't find my keys"
Johnny: "Ha Ha Ha. You lost your keys, now you can't go look for your lost wallet. what a dick"
40: "You better shut the fuck up, or I'm going to lorry you.

by Max Powers January 24, 2004

Straight-Edge

Defines the biggest fans of Good-Charlotte. As long as you're punk, wear black everyday, and listen to the GC, straight-edge applies to you.

Gena Faust is so straight-edge. You won't miss <i>her</i> rocking out at the next GC tour.

by Max Powers April 1, 2005

Top Shelf

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

by max powers March 22, 2003

knawmean

slang for "do you know what i mean"

i kinda feel like a burrito, knawmean?

by max powers March 22, 2003

remedial

a synonym for stupid, pointing out someone is remedial rather than callin them stupid ensures you look anything but remedial.

you did what? quit actin remedial

by max powers March 22, 2003