Max's definitions

Mobil

Gas station that closes to early

I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.

by Max August 7, 2004

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

prick ass ho bitch

Krystopher DeSimone. he truly is a prick ass ho bitch. basically a white boy kracka posin as a brotha of colla.

Krystopher DeSimone.

by max March 7, 2005

falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

industrial metal

a type of music with fast drum beats and loud guitar solos.

Some of Rammstein's songs are industrial metal.

by Max September 15, 2003

Christian Rock

1. Music that makes you want to burn a church down
2. Music for non threating white boy pussies

I think I will listen to my favorite christian rock album after I wipe my vagina.

by Max December 6, 2003

green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

by Max January 23, 2009