Largely a load of superficial misandrist nonsense, dealing out platitudinous drivel about the obvious and obviously false. Taken seriously at Berkeley, but dismissed at decent universities.
'Hey dad, i'm thinking about taking women's studies at university next year.'
'What happened to philosophy, politics and economics, son?'
'Yeah right!...who wants to know about dead white men?!'
'i'll see you at the drive-thru.'
'What happened to philosophy, politics and economics, son?'
'Yeah right!...who wants to know about dead white men?!'
'i'll see you at the drive-thru.'
by Max Biggins August 04, 2012
An adult with a job, family, friends and who indulges hobbies in a healthy manner.
May even live in their own house or apartment and drive a car, rather than living with their parents into their 30s and 40s and relying on public transport to get around, usually to a Yu-G-Oh touurnament or Doctor Who/Harry Potter/Weeb convention.
Usually reads books without drawings and speech bubbles, often about the real world.
Takes moderate exercise outdoors and has natural hair colour if under 40. Wears clothes without edgy slogans because they don't really want to get unwanted attention.
Knows how to prepare a meal because they've lived alone and realises it's part of being self sufficient. Can perform simple car maintenance and DIY rather than phoning up relatives or more useful friends in tears. Knows people who work across different trades and professions and whose social circle isn't limited to one group of socially inept, penniless dorks.
If male, then he can lift heavy things and runs. If female, she bathes. Doesn't worry about putting pronouns in their bio.
Doesn't really use social media.
May even live in their own house or apartment and drive a car, rather than living with their parents into their 30s and 40s and relying on public transport to get around, usually to a Yu-G-Oh touurnament or Doctor Who/Harry Potter/Weeb convention.
Usually reads books without drawings and speech bubbles, often about the real world.
Takes moderate exercise outdoors and has natural hair colour if under 40. Wears clothes without edgy slogans because they don't really want to get unwanted attention.
Knows how to prepare a meal because they've lived alone and realises it's part of being self sufficient. Can perform simple car maintenance and DIY rather than phoning up relatives or more useful friends in tears. Knows people who work across different trades and professions and whose social circle isn't limited to one group of socially inept, penniless dorks.
If male, then he can lift heavy things and runs. If female, she bathes. Doesn't worry about putting pronouns in their bio.
Doesn't really use social media.
'He is such a normie!'
'You mean he has a job, a house, a family reads books about science and history can lift heavy things fix up the house, and doesn't live on junk-food?'
'You mean he has a job, a house, a family reads books about science and history can lift heavy things fix up the house, and doesn't live on junk-food?'
by Max Biggins September 25, 2020
Not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5' -5'5''). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5'8'') in a bar or club.
Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.
Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.
Sindy: Hey, Babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.
Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.
Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.
Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.
Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.
by Max Biggins November 18, 2012
A town on the south coast of England that is slowly succumbing to a tide of destitution and urban decay, which is unsual for a town of Bognor's size and location.
Visitors can try drinking in the Wetherspoons before being stabbed, get a celtic band or tribal at the various tattoo parlours, sample processed ham from the discount stores and even try their luck at a bingo hall and job centre.
You can test your local knowledge at a pub quiz on the sea front, where teams of pub employees join in to answer questions about their own pub, and you can witness first hand the summer spectacular of northerners beating up the red coats at Butlins then fighting with eastern europeans over the stuffed macaque they won in the Doner meat-eating contest.
There are retail parks featuring Matalan, Burger King and skulking coal-eyed chavs who only speak in vowels, and some lovely cashpoints at which to have your card cloned, or ripped from your hands by the feral children of a chain-smoking, morbidly obese Jabba with a wispy moustache.
You may also find yourself disorientated by a sudden burst of slavic languages from everyone around you, but this is a reflection of Bognor's multicultural diversity of poor white English and poor white Polish.
Bognor became famous for an appearance in the last episode of Wish You Were Here, in which Judith Chalmers was stalked by a family of Wendigo-people then dismembered and devoured. It was only ever aired on UKTV Gold.
Visitors can try drinking in the Wetherspoons before being stabbed, get a celtic band or tribal at the various tattoo parlours, sample processed ham from the discount stores and even try their luck at a bingo hall and job centre.
You can test your local knowledge at a pub quiz on the sea front, where teams of pub employees join in to answer questions about their own pub, and you can witness first hand the summer spectacular of northerners beating up the red coats at Butlins then fighting with eastern europeans over the stuffed macaque they won in the Doner meat-eating contest.
There are retail parks featuring Matalan, Burger King and skulking coal-eyed chavs who only speak in vowels, and some lovely cashpoints at which to have your card cloned, or ripped from your hands by the feral children of a chain-smoking, morbidly obese Jabba with a wispy moustache.
You may also find yourself disorientated by a sudden burst of slavic languages from everyone around you, but this is a reflection of Bognor's multicultural diversity of poor white English and poor white Polish.
Bognor became famous for an appearance in the last episode of Wish You Were Here, in which Judith Chalmers was stalked by a family of Wendigo-people then dismembered and devoured. It was only ever aired on UKTV Gold.
Geoffrey Palmer: I once won an episode of Catchphrase, and Roy Walker gave me the choice of Bognor Regis or Chernobyl, which was still glowing at the time.
Christopher Timothy: I assume you went with Bognor?
Geoffrey Palmer: Only after I was absolutely convinced Chernobyl was utterly irradiated and swimming with mutants. As it turned out, Bognor wasn't quite as irradiated, but had a higher mutant count. Swings and roundabouts.
Christopher Timothy: I assume you went with Bognor?
Geoffrey Palmer: Only after I was absolutely convinced Chernobyl was utterly irradiated and swimming with mutants. As it turned out, Bognor wasn't quite as irradiated, but had a higher mutant count. Swings and roundabouts.
by Max Biggins November 01, 2012
Another clumsy and childish portmanteau word invented by feminists who are too lazy to actually change society for the better in any meaningful way.
Feminist: Excuse me, but I don't like people manterrupting me.
Human: I 'm sorry, but I thought you were just doing an impression of an electrocuted cat.
Human: I 'm sorry, but I thought you were just doing an impression of an electrocuted cat.
by Max Biggins September 28, 2016
'Geoffrey, I hear the Royal Society held a capital soiree, with the most exquisite selection of cunt. Not too pungent, or sloppy.'
'Indeed, Cavendish. The blonde niece of Barnabus was a particularly delectable morsel; tidy, clipped and with a dash of salty haddock. Father Roland almost wept.'
'Indeed, Cavendish. The blonde niece of Barnabus was a particularly delectable morsel; tidy, clipped and with a dash of salty haddock. Father Roland almost wept.'
by Max Biggins August 03, 2012
by Max Biggins April 20, 2006