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Butlins

The spunkiest, funniest, most totally inappropriate holiday destination anywhere in the world. Full of attention seeking freaks and weirdos in fancy-dress, strutting about, cackling, getting escorted home in wheelchairs, drinking loads, eating loads, being loud and getting hated by all the boring people. Highly recommended!!!
I feel like a weekend away with loadsa fisting and a fair few cocks... Let's go to a Butlins!
by mrsgreedy October 24, 2012
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Butlins

A piss-stained, garish holiday camp for manic depressives.

Read : Auschwitz
I'd rather lick a rabid Scottish person than go to Butlins.
by Danizen November 24, 2009
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Butlins

A man who is more than a little feminine.
He's more camp than Butlins.
by Divinefire October 14, 2005
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butlins

Litraly smoking the end of the cigarette, the orangish tip part!
omg what a twat, im so desprate to smoke a cig ill even accept butlins!

yuck you dirty F***** smoking butlins!
by MarlonC July 12, 2007
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butlins blues

When you've had a sick weekend at butlins, partied for 3 days, then have to come back to reality and normal life.
"Hey Luke wanna come over?"
"I can't Benn I have the Butlins blues"
by Kitchy10 October 13, 2016
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Butlins or beats

A twisted game in which a gaggle of hardened stoners continue to smoke a cannabis cigarette far beyond its intended end point. The game ends when said cannabis cigarette is extinguished naturally due to lack of burnable material left - the stoner who happens to be holding the spliff when this happen is then administered a viscous yet jovial beating by the rest of the group.
Stoner Joey: ' gee that butlins that stoner Rob is smoking looks to have extuinguished itself!'
Stoner Joey to group: 'We're playing butlins or beats, lets beat him boys!'
by MarcBlade March 4, 2017
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Butlins Butter Bandit

1) A person of legendary status who terrorizes the public with the use of Butter.

2) A person wearing googles and a hood, who steals Butter.

3) someone who loves butter.
Fuck me it’s the Butlins Butter Bandit
by Save the bacon August 12, 2025
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