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Definitions by Matty J

men without hats 

80's band that gave us 'Safety Dance' and thats it.
How the hell does men without hats have a fucking greatest hits cd
men without hats by Matty J December 5, 2004
An ausome 80's band that gave us 'Workin for the Weekend' and 'Hot Girl in Love'
I get funny looks when I blast 'Workin for the Weekend' down the street
Loverboy by Matty J December 5, 2004

peter frampton 

A pretty good musician who gave us 'Baby I Love Your Way' and 'Show Me The Way' but who put his career in the shitter after he starred in the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band movie which sucked ass. Now he has to get his food at B.K. and not have it catered to him on a silver plate which he then throws away after he is done like the best guitarist of all time Eric Clapton
Peter Frampton's album 'Frampton Comes Alive' was popular for an unknown reason.
peter frampton by Matty J December 5, 2004

Hall and Oates 

A band made up of Darryl Hall and John Oates and is considered to be the best rock duo of all time. Their best song is 'Out of Touch'
I wasn't surprised to hear 'Out of Touch' on Vice City since it's such a fucking ausome song
Hall and Oates by Matty J December 5, 2004

George Thorogood 

Played with the Destroyers and is best known for his song 'Bad to the Bone' but has other good songs such as 'Move it on Over' and 'Who do you Love'
When my dad said that George Thorogood was a better guitarist than Eric Clapton I punched him in the face
George Thorogood by Matty J December 5, 2004

forever man 

an un-fucking be-lievable 80's song by Eric Clapton
When my dad said 'It's in the Way That you Use it' was Claptons best 80's song I kicked him in the junk
forever man by Matty J December 5, 2004

crossroads 

A 4-disc box set released by Eric Clapton which included his unbelievable blues (or slow) version of 'After Midnight'
I bought with Eric Claptons Crossroads box set with drug money
crossroads by Matty J December 5, 2004