23 definitions by Matti! Matti! Matti!

To stand in one place while vacuuming in a circle around you.

To cry while masturbating because one is thinking of one's ex.

From cry + climax.

1. n. Grandmother.
2. adj. Anything that is appropriate for grandmothers, eg early sessions. Also, anything similarly suitable for old people rather than young people.

To waste time baking, especially treats like cupcakes, instead of being productive. From procrasturbate.

A pedestrian who disobeys the road rules, causing you to swerve to avoid hitting them.

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.

A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.

Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).

From the word form "no-brainer"