Matthew's definitions

posselot

Insulting word describing a lesbian woman. The contrverse of faggot.

"i swear chealsea is such a posselot"

by matthew February 14, 2005

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004

slothover

The aftermath of a sugar or caffeine rush from the night before. Signs include headache, rapid memory of past events, and slow movement and reflexes. Comes from hangover and wangover.

"I had like 40 root beers last night and I woke up with a slothover"

by matthew February 14, 2005

douthie

Mr DOuthie is an IT teacher at Mazenod

"Hi Mr Douthie, your my teacher!"
"Thanks matt, I am..."

by Matthew November 17, 2004

l00b3r

Hot, Sexy, and has the biggest e-penis known to man and woman

"WOW, hes a real l00b3r"

by Matthew August 11, 2003

dude trumpet

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

by Matthew January 20, 2004

AOL

The choice of morons and sucm everywhare

i can't tie my own shoes but i can use aol

by Matthew December 12, 2003