Matthew's definitions

thundercunt

The part of the female body, also known as the vagina, in it's most ferocious, and prodigious form.

OMG, a thundercunt! Run!

by Matthew December 31, 2004

anal-wevage

related to anal and wev basicly a mixture of the two, basicly fliddy purple creatures butt fucking each other

purple playtypus having ses with a butt

by matthew December 24, 2004

douthie

Mr DOuthie is an IT teacher at Mazenod

"Hi Mr Douthie, your my teacher!"
"Thanks matt, I am..."

by Matthew November 17, 2004

stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

by matthew December 1, 2003

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

clag

learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.

I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.

by Matthew May 23, 2004

zip

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!

1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*

by Matthew February 15, 2004