Matthew's definitions

anal-wevage

related to anal and wev basicly a mixture of the two, basicly fliddy purple creatures butt fucking each other

purple playtypus having ses with a butt

by matthew December 24, 2004

douthie

Mr DOuthie is an IT teacher at Mazenod

"Hi Mr Douthie, your my teacher!"
"Thanks matt, I am..."

by Matthew November 17, 2004

slothover

The aftermath of a sugar or caffeine rush from the night before. Signs include headache, rapid memory of past events, and slow movement and reflexes. Comes from hangover and wangover.

"I had like 40 root beers last night and I woke up with a slothover"

by matthew February 14, 2005

l00b3r

Hot, Sexy, and has the biggest e-penis known to man and woman

"WOW, hes a real l00b3r"

by Matthew August 11, 2003

dude trumpet

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Karebear

The most kick ass bestfriend a guy could ask for. See also "Chicklit" and "Raverzdelite"

Messing with my karebear is bad for your health.

by Matthew April 19, 2004

AOL

The choice of morons and sucm everywhare

i can't tie my own shoes but i can use aol

by Matthew December 12, 2003