Matthew's definitions

Feinstein

Narcisistic nanometric nipple narfing wee-man.

Shibby, that squirrel totally SARSed Feinstein's room.

by Matthew January 7, 2004

halloweener

SB E-Mail #7
How to make a Strong Bad costume

I'm a bell.

by Matthew September 29, 2003

ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

by Matthew February 2, 2004

Dumbass

Person and or persons, who look up and use a word and or words from the urban dictionary, these people need to learn how to speak correctly or get the fuck out!

" That dumbass needs to learn how to speak, I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying"

by Matthew May 13, 2005

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004