bevricate

To get something to drink.
the act of bevrication
I am thirsty so I will bevricate before we go to the store.
by Matthew October 26, 2003
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Floor Sub

A sub sandwich that was dropped on the floor while the customer wasn't lookin and still given to him to eat.
Dude, Scott's eating that nasty ass floor sub, should we tell him.... NO!
by Matthew March 26, 2005
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Hand-check

something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.
they yelled hand check and all of us had to put our hands in the air
by matthew February 28, 2005
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FFVIIMAN

a cocksucker who thinks Final Fantasy 7 is the best RPG ever made. A faggot.
Tony is the ultimate FFVIIMAN! He even has hentai posters of Sepiroth and Link all over his bedroom wall. *shudder*
by Matthew February 19, 2003
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Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.
"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."
by Matthew May 19, 2004
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Birfs

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!
by Matthew February 23, 2004
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angry dad

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
by Matthew December 23, 2003
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