Matt Bateman's definitions

moodje

to moodje...is to spread a food across another food with force alone.

to spread a ripe tomato onto a slice of bread, you cut the tomato in half and then MOODJE the tomato into the bread, before cooking or eating.

by Matt Bateman March 19, 2004

Mitch Conner

The rebal in one of the best episodes in Southpark ever.

A hoax hand puppet.

A person who pretends to be a celebrity for cheep laughs and thrills.

I'm not who you think I am, I'm not Jennifer Lopez. I am Mitch Conner!

by Matt Bateman May 15, 2003

The Show

Classic Michigan State University Campus based sitcom broadcast on local cable access. Based on a various group of residents on Campus getting up to thrills, spills, chills, and kills. An amature version of 'Saved By The Bell' The College Years.

Est: 1989

Person 1: Did you see that cool British dude on cable access last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's on The Show!

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003

Juicy

Term given to a young girl with high sex appeal, fresh skin and a shapely figure.

Often related to curves of a round butt and large breasts.

Person 1: Damn that girl is so hot. Her 34Es are so juicy!
Person 2: I just wanna squeeze those juicy jugs. They would drip sex if I did you know.

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003

Chesney

1. A slang name given to any form of crust or unwanted trimmings which are of a vile form.

2. Excess matter found in nocks and crannies.

Knob Cheese, Burnt Crust, Bogies, Ear Wax, Table Scrappings, Nail Dirt, Bum Crust, Belly Button Fluff, Smegma etc...

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003

Fugga

How Chinese and Japanese people pronounce the word 'Fucking'

Chinese Guy: I hate those fugga (A)mericuns!
Japanese Guy: Me no like those fugga English guys too!

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003