"In Florida, Rep. Kathleen Harris is spending $10 million of her personal savings to run for Senate, while she's under scrutiny for receiving $32 thousand from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. Folks, that takes balls. Lady balls. We call them...Thatchers."
-Stephen Colbert
-Stephen Colbert
by Matt May 12, 2006
An word carrying the meaning "royally owned." Normally used after one repeatedly "rapes" an opponent at an online video game.
by Matt February 24, 2004
by Matt April 10, 2004
DoomCorp is the One corporation. It will bring about a self-determined apocolypse that throws the world order into chaos and eventually their explicit control.
All will be subjugated to their supreme will.
All will be subjugated to their supreme will.
by Matt November 27, 2004
A term to define an overweight teenage girl with self-esteem issues. The bag is commonly found in AOL chat rooms, and likes to meet older guys for casual sex/oral pleasures in the person's vehicle, seeing as she cannot afford one on a Dairy Queen salary.
"Dude, I can't come over, the bag is coming over for dinner, and the bitch is gonna eat all my food!"
by Matt December 05, 2003
by matt November 24, 2003