scruple

to ejaculate or defacate on ones face

I scrupled on that bitches face like a toaster strudel.

by matt February 28, 2005

MoCo Ho

A high class skank from either Potomac or Bethesda

That one girl in Hibbs- she is such a MoCo Ho

by Matt December 16, 2003

Cake

1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.

1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!

by Matt October 17, 2004

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

g unit

Nick name for Matty, a.k.a "unit" for short. He recieved this title for his hockey team.

Whats up G-Unit! Unit's gonna get fucked!

by matt November 26, 2003

Music

Something the world would be lost without.

Music is life.

by Matt April 16, 2004